Newcomer Kimberly Kane, 20, told the Sports Swami this week that she’s looking for representation. Kane then explained her reasons why- having to deal with a “total weirdo goofball with hairplugs” named Sean whom she talked to a couple of times on the phone.
Kane said she hooked up with Sean through arrangements made by her representation, DK Entertainment. Kane and Sean were going to meet up at LAX to fly to Ft. Lauderdale where Kane was supposed to work for a company, Sublime Productions, that does the website intheviproom.com. Kane said she thought to herself if the people in Florida were like this guy, Sean, she was all but ready to bail out and get back on the next flight going home.
Kane said Sean was persistently annoying her during the flight. But when she landed she met the two main guys from Sublime. Kane said these guys were cool but that it freaked her out that she was being sent to a job with a goofball. “It was a potentially dangerous situation,” Kane said. “He was a goof. He was a dork. He was a weirdo. And they sent him back the next day with a hundred bill and a return ticket home, telling him that Kimberly won’t work with you; she doesn’t know who you are. ‘You told us that she was one of your girls. She just met you. You’re gone.’ And they sent him home.” Kane said that kind of situation will never happen again.
Swami’s saying that agencies are lining up to represent Kane. “All of a sudden you’re a big name free agent.” Kane said it was a pretty cool situation but because of a lot of promises being thrown at you, you have to really listen to what people are saying and make your decisions accordingly. “I want to sit down with them; I want to go with the best person I can choose.” Kane said she has several possibilities. “I’m here for business.” With Joey Serio running second, Kane puts Mark Spiegler at the top of her list. “He’s a bulldog; I want someone who’s working for me.”
Asked about the Jill Kelly comparisons, Kane was very gracious. “To be compared to Jill Kelly is a misprint,” Kane laughed. “She’s beautiful and to be compared to her something else. She’s going to be one of the top women for a long time. It’s a honor to be compared to her.” Swami suggested that Oregon from where Kane hails is a very conservative state. “No it’s not!” she objected. “That’s the end, man. There’s a strip club on every corner in Portland. Girls in Portland put on shows. They’re the most beautiful girls on the west coast. On the entire west coast, Oregon girls are the best.” It’s Kane’s opinion that girls in California don’t even put on shows to compare. “They don’t know what the hell they’re doing.” Whereas, Kane said, Oregon girls are gorgeous and friendly.
Asked how her family handles her career, Kane said her mother is pretty well known in Portland. “She has a company called Control Factor- controlfactor.com- that produces and directs softcore and hardcore movies,” Kane said. “I’ve been around the industry for awhile; I haven’t been in it but I’ve been around it. I’ve lived in Vegas with six strippers in a house. It was crazy.”