Porn Valley- Kylie Ireland was filling in for Tera Patrick New Year’s eve on KSEX when, in the course of telling New Year’s eve stories, a caller-in asked her about the boat in Florida story. Ireland said the only one she could think of involved Kenny Rogers’ brother from way back. “I went to Florida to dance at this club with a girlfriend of mine named Kira,” said Ireland. “We had a whole bunch of crystal meth and we were drinking like crazy. We bumped into this guy at a bar on Saturday afternoon.” Ireland said she had a show later that night but almost didn’t make it thanks to the guy she bumped into which turned out to be Kenny Rogers’ brother.

“He looks just like Kenny Rogers. It’s eerie.” Ireland and her girlfriend were invited to come out and party on Kenny’s boat. “We were just drinking and driving the boat all around,” Ireland said. “We were bumping into docks and everything. It’s amazing we didn’t get arrested.” Ireland made a point of stating that she didn’t fuck Rogers’ brother, however. “But I did see him running around in his tighty whities which is kind of disturbing if you think about the fact you saw Kenny Rogers’ brother in his tighty whities.” Not to mention very reminiscent of one of Rogers’ most famous lyrics, ‘you got to know when to hold ’em; know when to fold ’em.’

Ireland said she made it back to the club and on stage in time but management fired her on the spot. “The club was pretty pissed. I ran in the door in my outfit. I was on stage right at 10 or whenever it was.” Ireland said she got flak about being late and reminded them how many other girls have done that kind of shit before her. Ireland said her agent, however, talked them into letting her finish the night.