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Legend Looking for a New Contract Girl

Easy come, easy go. No sooner did they pull Taylor Rain in, Legend Video pulled her out. In the following press release, Legend pretty much lays it on the line.

Legend: So, you have a nice pink pussyhole between your legs. Now, what do you do? Why not use it as an ATM machine? Let’s face it. God gave women cunts, assholes and tits for a reason. So, here’s your chance to use those God given gifts to your advantage. Legend Video is looking for new contract girls to replace suspected crack-monkey Taylor Rain.

“The good thing about Taylor,” explains Lex Drill, “Is that she’s as disposable as a Schick Razor. There are a million young whores out here in the valley willing and able to take her place. It’s a great time to be a director.”

“We’re looking for pretty contract girls to sign for us at the upcoming AVN show,” adds Legend’s Jack Richman. “For real this time. The contract will also include a lucrative Legend Toys deal.”

Lucrative means lots of money, girls. And, lots of money means you can support your unemployed meth-addicted boyfriends for many years to come … or till he finds someone better than you. So act now!

Legend Video is searching for young, good-humored, responsible women with nice tits and a sense of adventure. We offer a warm, friendly work environment where personal growth through cocksucking is encouraged on a daily basis. Day Care is also available (although Megan’s Law requires I tell you about my past indiscretions so don’t forget to remind me).

If you’d like to be a Legend Video contract girl contact Nelson X at 818-734-4200 or [email protected]. Serious inquiries only please. Tripped-out, neurotic, bi-polar, drug addicts need not apply.

 

 

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