Porn Valley- If, for nothing but the sake of curiosity, you tuned in KSEX Wednesday night wondering if Brandon Iron was hosting a show, you got your answer. He wasn’t.
Instead, it looked like another Tony Batman rerun filling in for the departed Lorrainiac and Cuzz Fucker with Batman having his cock sucked by some thick redhead. And then Sunny Lane and Jack Lawrence had their usual hour at 8 pm.
Iron last week had gone on www.porntalk.com saying he was going to have a Wednesday show from 7 to 9pm then recanted several days later by saying it was a typo and that it was a morning show. Except KSEX doesn’t have morning shows.
The vaudeville team of Lawrence and Lane, however, held down the fort with Lawrence, www.jacklawrencexxx.com touting something called Stroke 29 as peerless for jerking off.
“It looks like Crisco,” he said. Kat Kleevage was supposed to be their guest but never showed. Kleevage did call into the station telling Lawrence she was just around the corner but the show was already going off the air.
Without a guest, Lane basically bent over, dropped her drawers and did ass tricks most of the night with the camera hugging tight to her sphincter. Lawrence suggested she incorporate an anal ventriloquist act as part of the future programming and call it Ask Sunny’s Butthole.
“You’ve got the most spectacular Caucasian butt in the business,” Lawrence told her.
Anita Cannibal then showed up for her show and said she was keeping away from the current politics enveloping KSEX. Cannibal also mentioned something about having a fiancé and that this was her first real relationship since she had broken up with Bud Lee.
Other than that, Cannibal, working without benefit of a guest, was on her usual trip about performers needing to work in a safe environment.
