from www.zeitgeistyreport.com – Used to be only hardcore rockers like Slash would date porn stars. Well, whores ain’t just for breakfast anymore. Apparently Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin is getting over his recent dumpage at the hands of Mila Kunis, by doin’ the nasty with porn queen Irene Lopez.

Personally, I’m not familiar with Lopez’s work, but the Superficial’s got some photos of her with Culkin coming out of a sex club, and I’m not all too impressed. She’s kind of creepy looking, not to mention oddly slouch-y. Of course, so is Mila Kunis really…maybe he likes creepy, slouch-y, chicklets. Thing is, I have strong doubts Culkin’s even playing for team Hetero. I think he spent too much time around ‘the gloved one’ in his formative years.

Either way, I say this whole Charlie Sheen trip he’s on can only lead to active unhappiness. Just hope he throws a jimmy hat on his tic tac, he don’t want no herps.

from www.thesuperficial.com – Despite Michael Jackson touching him in places that can only be pointed out on a teddy bear, Macaulay Culkin seems to be handling his break-up from Mila Kunis, along with the fact she was blind the entire time, surprisingly well. Here he is leaving The Bagdad Live Sex Club in Barcelona with Spanish porn star Irene Lopez which is probably the healthiest response I’ve ever seen to being dumped on your ass by a girl way out of your league. Then again, let’s not pretend this isn’t how Charlie Sheen responds to each new day. “Ha! Woke up again. TO THE WHORE JET!”