Porn Valley- Stick this in your turban. Last week The Sports Swami had interviews scheduled to air with Brittaney Skye, Kitten and Rebecca Love. Except Cyberstation USA cut the show and aired it halfway in progress. Okay says Swami. Not to worry. He’ll reschedule the pre-empted show this week and add a second hour of interviews on top of that. So what does Cyberstation do this week? Instead of airing Swami at 10 am PST like it normally does, it started the show an hour earlier. Which means the ladies probably weren’t heard by their fans after Swami put out a press release this week announcing the usual air time.

The second half of the show featured a chat with Malora Malone, a 22 year-old Canadian performer. Swami heard his usual rumor that John Kerry [taped prior to the election] was trying to deport Malone. Malone said it was true, in fact.

“Is it because of the romantic affair you had with him? Is Therea Heinz jealous because all she has 85 wrinkles and enough ketchup to fill them?”

“Will somebody get the lady a razor and some shaving cream,” said Malone. “I swear to God. It’s terrible.” Malone said it all boilded down to politics. “John Kerry is another Clinton. They need to keep Bush in office to clean up the mess. Kerry can’t do it- he’s very incompetent. And he can’t keep it in his pants. He can’t do both- run the country and get blowjobs and do what Clinton did, forinstance. I hope that Kerry loses the election.”

Noting that Bush has a thing against the industry, Swami asked Malone what brought her to that decision.

“You and I both know that the Triple X industry will never be gone,” Malone said confidently. Like boxing and the plague, Swami agreed, “You can’t get rid of it. And Colin Powell Jr.’s already cracking down on anything obscene and I guess anything politically incorrect on TV or radio.”

Malone said she worked behind the scenes. “I saw Kerry’s agenda,” she said. “He has a lot of aspirations but the problem is a lot of them are unattainable. At least the way he wants to do things. The one thing you can say about George Bush is that George Bush is all for civil rights whether people realize it or not. He has always been a civil rights advocate. And that’s the only reason why I’m for George Bush because Kerry is not a civil rights advocate, Surprisingly enough.”

Malone was of the opinion that Kerry didn’t have “enough spine” to run the country. “It’s very unfortunate that Colin Powell didn’t run. It would have been a landslide.”

Swami said he heard that reporters had stalked Malone and had put her real name and address out there. “They prinred my old address,” said Malone. “Somebody found it and phoned me.” But Malone said they weren’t so much journalists as paparazzi. “They’re not after the truth- they’re after garbage.”

Malone claims reporters were sleeping on her doorstep and she had to get a temporary restraining order. “They pretty much camped out off and on the last six months. But it came to a head when they went to my daughter’s school.” Malone said they managed to get past the security of the private school and took pictures of her.

“And then putting my address on the Internet, you’re putting people in danger. That’s pretty serious. But that’s what the paparazzi does. But they’re suffering the consequences.” On the positive side, Malone said she lives in a community that boasts the best police department in the United States.

Swami said he heard that there was a stand down between the police and the paparazzi. “They were calling in the SWAT teams just beating the hell out of them.” Malone said she heard the same thing.

“You have to keep in mind,” said Malone, “this is a small community.” Malone said she lives in a tourist area and so there’s a need to put up with a lot of crap. “But it’s also a very beautiful place to live.” Noting that the two reporters she was having problems with were from New York, Malone quoted one of the cops as saying, “If those Yankees had stayed in New York they wouldn’t have problems like this, would they?”

Malone said her experience had been very stressful. “Many sleepless nights.” Malone said she didn’t make an issue when Kerry announced his running. “I mind my own business- I have a lot of business to run. I’m a very busy woman. I work hard.”

Malone is saying that she had no intentions of making a public issue. “It was brought to me. And when it was brought to me I attempted to ignore it. I tried legally with a restraining order. Instead of being attacked I finally wrote a letter to Jack Cassidy from CNN. The thing I like about Jack is that he’s honest and straightforward. I knew that it would get to the media honestly without editing. I also attacked both of the candidates about some of the issues. It’s four days to the election. If Kerry wins, boy…”

Getting back to Bush, Malone was willing to concede that he hates the adult industry. “But we’re protected and he’ll never take that protection away from us.” Swami mentioned Howard Stern and Malone was of the opinion that Stern’s head is “up his wazoo”.

“I sat and talked to the man…never mind…I don’t want to insult him in public.”

Swami noted that Malone is friends of both Jenna Jameson and Sunset Thomas. Malone was asked for her take on Jameson’s book.

“I finally sat down and read the book- it’s very difficult to make comment on the book. I understand why she wrote it. It has a lot more to do with personal…maybe a certain level of closure and a certain level of clarification. To me the book was, hey, this is me. This is who I am.”

Malone said Jameson’s been scrutinized by the Christian community. “And so have I and so has Sunset. That’s just the nature of the beast. That’s the way it is. She wants to let people know who she is. She’s a good person. She’s an intelligent woman. She’s a brilliant businesswoman. Her business partner is an associate of mine. She works hard. We all do. We all grew up the same way.”

Swami’s other rumor was that Jameson was envious of Malone for coming from the modeling world. “You came from runway modeling. You were talked into this at first by Jenna. Eventually you were convinced after talking to Sunset. It seems in the beginning Jenna was almost trying to become like you- the show stopper, the one who got all the attention.” Malone said Jameson was beautiful.

“She knows it. But humility is one of her finer qualities. She’s a beautiful lady. The envious thing kind of caught me. Maybe she was envious of me. And, actually, the three of us are not close at all. Not in a personal friendship way. At least not any more. Not for a long time. But at least there’s still some personal respect I have for Sunset, for Sunrise and obviously for Jenna. There’s a respect and love, too, that will always be there.”

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