Which Peyton Manning do you think will show up at the Meadowlands this evening? I like the one who pitches to Derek Jeter in that Gatorade commercial although I have friends who think the Peyton wearing the black wig and the porn guy mustache in the Sprint commercial makes you want to run out and buy a phone.

I don’t believe his brother Eli appears in any commercials, so on that basis I’m inclined towards the Colts over The Giants. Notwithstanding the historical fact that this is the first NFL game to feature opposing brothers at quarterback. The Colts jumped off to a 13-0 record last season then coach Tony Dungy’s son committed suicide and things fell apart. If there’s no more rash terminations in the Dungy family this season, and Adam Vinatieri can add some clutch field goals, the Colts might go all the way and then Peyton can be in even more commercials.

Meanwhile The Philadelphia Eagles minus TO open up the year against the Houston Texans at Reliant Stadium. The Eagles were 6-10 last season but are all excited over the fact that they signed receiver Donte’ Stallworth who, word is, can cause just as much drama as TO in the locker room- one of the reasons the Saints were eager to get rid of him. And reliable running back Brian Westbrook didn’t play at all in the pre-season due to a foot injury. However the Texans truly suck so you figure the Birds to take this one. But not by much although Reggie Bush is already doing commercials and funnier than the ones Donovan McNabb does.

At age 36, Brett Favre plays like he’s 46. Last year he threw more interceptions [29] than he did for touchdowns but I’m sure all the cheese heads are really thrilled to see him back. On the bright side of things Brett has a 21-7 lifetime record against the Chicago Bears except in their two meetings last year, the Bears won both games. And I really wish I knew that before I picked them for today’s game because you know how the percentages work.

Coach Herman Edwards went 39-41 in five seasons with the Jets before taking over for Dick Vermeil at Kansas City. And Greg Kinnear sucked playing Vermeil in that Vince Papale movie. It’s the Bengals by a wide margin.

Here’s the schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.

Sunday: Atlanta at Carolina; Baltimore at Tampa Bay; Buffalo at New England; Cincinnati at Kansas City; Denver at St. Louis; New Orleans at Cleveland; New York Jets at Tennessee; Philadelphia at Houston; Seattle at Detroit; Chicago at Green Bay; Dallas at Jacksonville; San Francisco at Arizona; Indy at NY Giants.

Monday night: Minnesota at Washington; San Diego at Oakland.

John Gray [0-1] from Gray Mags: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Jax, Arizona, Indy, Washington, Oakland

Shannon [1-0] from Adult DVD Empire: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Cleveland, NY Jets, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, Arizona, NY Giants, Washington, San Diego

Steve Lane [1-0]: Carolina, Baltimore, New England, Kansas City, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Houston, Seattle, Chicago, Jax, Arizona, NY Giants, Washington, San Diego

Serenity [1-0]: Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Buffalo, Cincinnati, St. Louis, New Orleans, NY Jets, Houston, Seattle, Chicago, Jax, San Francisco, Indy, Minnesota, San Diego

Steve Seidman [0-1]: Carolina, Baltimore, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Jax, Arizona, Indy, Washington, San Diego

Sean [1-0] from www.pornlegends.com: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Jax, Arizona, Indy, Washington, San Diego

Ryan [1-0] from Jerry’s Deli: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Houston, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, Arizona, Indy, Minnesota, San Diego

Harry Weiss [1-0]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Kansas City, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Philly Seattle, Chicago, Jax, Arizona, NY Giants, Washington, San Diego

Steve Volponi [0-1]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, Arizona, NY Giants, Washington, San Diego

Wankus [0-1]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, Arizona, NY Giants, Washington, Oakland

Karl the Birdman [1-0]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Kansas City, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, San Francisco, Indy, Washington, Oakland

Big Ty [0-1]: Atlanta, Baltimore, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Houston, Seattle, Green Bay, Dallas, Arizona, Indy, Washington, San Diego

Sandy Bunz [1-0] from www.sandybunz.com: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Kansas City, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Green Bay, Dallas, San Francisco, NY Giants, Minnesota, San Diego

Steve from Xbiz [0-1]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Kansas City, Denver, Cleveland, Tennessee, Houston, Seattle, Chicago, Jax, Arizona, NY Giants, Washington, San Diego

Dan Davis [1-0]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, New Orleans, NY Jets, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, Arizona, Indy, Minnesota, San Diego

Brian [0-1]: Atlanta, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Cleveland, NY Jets, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, San Francisco, NY Giants, Minnesota, San Diego

Mike Dickinson [1-0]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Jax, Arizona, Indy, Washington, San Diego

Michael Fattorosi [1-0]: Carolina, Baltimore, New England, Kansas City, St. Louis, Cleveland, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, San Francisco, NY Giants, Washington, San Diego

Brian Wallace [1-0]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Cleveland, NY Jets, Houston, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Arizona, Indy, Minnesota, San Diego

Gene Ross [1-0]: Carolina, Tampa Bay, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, New Orleans, Tennessee, Philly, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, Arizona, Indy, Washington, Oakland

Billy the Crystal [0-1]: Atlanta, Baltimore, New England, Kansas City, St. Louis, Cleveland, Tennessee, Houston, Seattle, Chicago, Dallas, San Francisco, Indy, Washington, San Diego