I’ve been charting the adult industry for a couple of years now and every time Mercury goes into retrograde, shit happens for the adult business. The last time we had a retrograde Mercury was July 15th to August 8th, right during the Mr. Marcus syphilis outbreak.

The fact that it’s happening on election day means that predictions go askew, voting machines don’t work, surprise results occur and polling booth irregularities take place. Keep your fingers crossed. Let’s see what happens.