> Son of Mr. Metro calls me: “I wonder if that busty secretary you’re talking about is the same girl who worked in the Metro art dept. She wound up suing Kenny for sexual harassment and won her case. I think she was also a receptionist there.
> Chef Jeff now heads up Elegant Angel’s Internet division. “I was doing some consulting for Patrick because they needed some direction in their Internet department,” says Jeff who will divvy time between the Elegant Angel office and his virtual home office. “We’ve got some good plans in store,” he adds.
> I hear things. I hear that the only thing “thick-set” on the secretary with the joisey accent are her set of hooters. This girl is going to be a certain thickly set Metro executive’s worst nightmare instead of his favorite fantasy like she used to be. [Fantasy as in grabbing her leg under a table while he’s sitting next to his wife.]
Oh, she may look like a dumb blonde, but she knows her stuff and he knows she knows her stuff. Apparently she had her hand in almost every aspect of Metro’s business on both coasts, but she refused to put her hand in the owner’s pants, and working in such an unhealthy environment at crumbling Metro made her so sick, she landed in the hospital more than once. But don’t worry about her. She’s a strong little girl who is back to herself and ready to ruffle some feathers, or perhaps belly fat, on a certain someone who kicked her when she was down even though she was the most dedicated employee Metro ever saw. Hope his wife is understanding!
> KSEX was back on the air Thursday night but Cytherea wasn’t. Harry Weiss reported that Cytherea was in the process of moving to a new home. Cytherea slipped and banged her head pretty good. Then it was found out that her younger sister was in a very bad car accident and in very bad condition. Cytherea, according to Weiss, flew to Utah to be with the family.
> Duke Skywalker posts; www.pornstarperformance.com: Hi, I have been holding this in for a month now.. I didnt want to cause any waves but I feel I have to say something. We booked jackie [ashe] last month, & paid for her flight to NY. She called us in the am saying she was at the airport. I waited at JFK international airport 4 hours after her plane landed. At first I was concerned about her saftey. Then that concernment turned to anger when i realized i was had. We called her that day and everyday for a week after. Nothing, not even an apology. I guess this happens, and I guess this is the only recourse I have. So all I can say is Thanks Jackie for being sooo un professional after offering you great pay plus airfair. But thats the biz I guess.
> The Poison Pen writes on www.lukeford.com: Young gun, and perpetually-rising gonzo shooter, Van Styles is out at Hustler. This comes as no surprise given the corporate climate that has besieged Hustler lately. Van joins Kat Slater, Jack the Zipper, Mason and Joe Gallant as resent émigrés of the Hustler regime.
Bring your life jackets boys, cause Hustler is up shit’s creek without a paddle. That leaves the enigmatic Tom Zupko as Hustler’s contract shooter and I can’t see that lasting long. As for Van, who directed my favorite interracial flick of the year, Take It Black 2, there’s no doubt he’ll land on his feet. Word has it that he is already signed to Pulse Pictures, run by former Hustler bigwigs Jim Kohls and Mark Hamilton. I also hear Steve Hirsch is financing the Pulse operation, which is being run out of the Red Light offices.
> Taylor Rain writes on www.lukeford.com: Comparing Shy Love to Taylor Rain is like comparing a Porter House Steak (TR) to Dog Shit (SL)!
Did Shy Love have an auction up before? Yes, her husband commented that they posted an auction selling a date with her, but it was PULLED because of the embarassing fact that it received no bids.
The funniest part of this entire thing is Love calling herself the smartest girl in porn… I personally know Shy Love and I think she’s a complete dipshit who lives in a fantasyland.