Porn Valley- Sunday afternoon, Tom Zupko shot this scene with Mr. Marcus and Mia Bang. In this movie, Zupko has all the girls wearing black wigs, crotchless slacks and sunglasses. I feel like I’m in the middle of Groundhog Day by interviewing the same girl over and over.

Bang remembers me from a Skeeter Kerkove shoot from several months previous. She had worked with Trick Dixon.

Meanwhile, Marcus, wisely passes up on the opportunity to wear Speedos. “What are you, kidding?” Marcus asks Zupko when shown a pair. But Marcus could go for a lite beer.

Bang has worked with Mr. Marcus in the past and it’s certainly not the first time that Mia has worked with Zupko. Their history dates back to the award winning movie Big Wet Asses 3 when Mia, according to Zupko, sported an ass the size of an oil tanker. Mia agrees with that assessment and says it was at least 20 pounds ago when she had those natural Double D’s, as well, bouncing off her chest. Bang remembers that shoot and how she stuck a finger in her ass and pulled out shit. She’s laughing about it.

In the hot chick department, Bang is no slouch now but Zupko tells me I gotta see this movie to believe it’s the same girl.

Zupko concedes that the porn industry doesn’t have an appreciation for the full-figured woman. Even Bang said she had trouble getting work until she scaled down.

Zupko also wants to do this bit by announcing Mia either to the sound of a pop gun or a firecracker. Bang is thinking, this is pretty stupid, but, whatever. Mia’s getting made up and Zupko’s in a story telling mood. I hear the one about the stripper in Vegas and the drama she and Zupko are having. She runs off to a room and Zupko follows her to continue their conversation. The chick is in one of those moods and decides to get physical by pushing Zupko. Then she whips out his dick and goes to town. That’s when Zupko realizes they’re in a middle of a peep show and some guy’s watching them from the other side of a window, jerking off.

Zupko also remembers managing The Talk of the Town in Vegas and how Jenna Jameson would almost come in daily with her boyfriend at the time for movies. This was before Jameson got into porn.

Then I hear a story- not Zupko doing the talking- about Frank Sinatra being at this bachelor party at a club in Beverly Hills. Apparently Frank is getting a blowjob in the dressing room from one of the girls and comes out with his toupee slightly askew. Frank’s shirt is out of his pants and he’s bumping into people.

Zupko’s laughing at the telling of this story and wishes he would have had the chance to shoot this movie he wanted to do- The Crack Pack- over at Extreme. He had the casting figured out. Mr. Pete was going to play Sammy Davis Jr. Zupko was going to have Dino Bravo doing Dean Martin; and Tony Tedeschi had the Sinatra character nailed, according to Zupko.

Jimmy, the production manager, is telling me about this movie he did for Elegant Angel with Roxanne Hall called Perversity 11. William H. directed it. I get the impression from the conversation that Jimmy is like the Johnny Knoxville of porn because he likes pain and in one scene Hall rips nipple clips off his chest. But Jimmy says the scene was cut from the movie. Jimmy spent ten years in the service on submarines which might explain things.

Zupko’s also dying to see the documentary, Grizzly Man directed by Werner Herzog. Zupko’s only been to a movie theater once in the last ten years and that was to see the Passion of the Christ. He went with Slain Wayne and Tony T. Zupko says he and Tony T. cried during the movie.

And Zupko’s practically in tears at the sight of Mia Bang’s tan-lined ass.

“She looks freakin’ hot,” Zupko mutters. “I love porno. I love porno.” No woman suffers from a lack of self-esteem on a Zupko set. In some of her pretty girl shots, Bang’s doing an ass jut which puts Zupko on his knees with a hallelujah chorus. Zupko’s looking for this Vargas shot and believes he got it. Me, I’m thinking that a man can get lost in that asscrack and devoured like the guy in Grizzly Man.

Zupko’s also talking about this other girl that he’s dying to shoot- Tiffany Rain. Rain apparently picked up Haley Scott the night previous from Zupko’s set, and Zupko begged to see her ass. She accommodated him. Zupko says Larry Flynt already approved Rain for a photo layout in Hustler so he’s pretty sure he can use Rain in an upcoming movie because Hustler has to give a green light to all girls used in its movies.

As far as Bang’s ass goes, Zupko tells Marcus to eat it like it’s the finest caviar. And Bang eats Marcus’ cock like she’s going for some blow job accolades. And she may have achieved them. Zupko claims he’s never seen anything like it.

“This is the best blow job I’ve ever seen in my entire miserable career,” he says.

I’ve never seen anything like it. And it sounds like Marcus is killing ducks in her throat. Bang produces these slow motion stringers that hang off both Marcus’ cock and her tits like tinsel.

Zupko can’t believe what he’s seeing.