Porn Valley- It’s getting near that time. The pit bulls are back safe in the kennel. The morning sun shines gold with longer shadows. On Monday Night football the Chicago Bears’ Rex Grossman stunk out the joint, although there was no Joe Theisman telling you how vitally important it was for Grossman to get the ball into the hands of his receivers.

All of this means one thing- a new NFL football season is upon us and time for the mental humiliation that is the Adultfyi football pool.

And it’s easy to join, just email me at [email protected] and say you want in. Of course, the hitch is, to stay in the pool, you have to submit your picks in a timely manner. And remember there are Thursday night games later in the season, so Uncle Gene will be bugging you to keep those in mind.

Last year’s winner was Brian Dickinson with a 164-92 record. Will Brian be back to defend his crown? And will Plus One get out of Santa Clarita stir in time to improve upon his runner up record of 160-96?

Stay tuned.