> Mary Carey’s Grandmother Passes – We read on therealgeneross.com this morning that Mary Carey’s grandmother died early this morning, someone who raised her since she was very young. Through all the B.S. and fun, Top Pro Talent would like to sincerely send Mary our deepest regards and best wishes through her grieving period. There is nothing more important then family, no matter what….period!

>Fire Marshall Called to Sardos – AriaXXX and KSEXradio’s Porn Star Karaoke, complete with it’s own intro music every hour on the hour, was so jammed with stars and fans, the night was interrupted by the Burbank Fire Department, who came in to inspect the crowd. Sending fire personal in uniform is a dangerous move with a room full of porn stars. Most of the women in attendance were shouting, “I want to do you sexy men!” MofoWear.net provided T-Shirts to many males at the party saying, “WANK’S BODYGUARD” in response to last weeks altercation with a patron who didn’t like Wankus very much. Tod Hunter of AVN.com, Gene Ross, Tim Case, Brian [aka Dago Bomber], Metro girl Gauge and scattered others dawned the outfit in support. Video clips from the event tomorrow…no time today, sorry. 😉

>Not BULL-Shit – A Wisconsin farmer who erected a cast-iron scarecrow in the shape of a cow is being sued by his neighbors for injuries to their bulls. Nearly 50 bulls suffered groin injuries after attempting to fuck the disinterested decoy.

>Punishment to ENSURE No More Peeping – A Welsh peeping Tom was sentenced to spend 12 hours straight staring at naked residents of Sunset Valley Naturist Park, aged 65-91. Willard Burton was strapped into a wooden chair while the seniors strolled by. “This was cruel and unusual punishment,” Burton said. “Once or twice, I thought I was going to get sick!”