>No Eye Patch, Just Impairment – Here’s a funny one for ya. Last night at the KSEXradio.com studios, Gene Ross got drunk, Max Hardcore didn’t. Ross had a few, after a few, and began testing intern “Dahmer’s” movie knowledge. When Dahmer couldn’t match up to Gene’s recollection of old flicks, Ross raised the volume of his voice and quoted lines from The Pirates of Penzance [The wise are youngsters of today, arrrrrrr]. Gene sez: Actually it’s Mr. Lewis’ grasp of pirate trivia that’s impaired. The line I was quoting was from Treasure Island and it goes like this: If sailor tales to sailor tunes, Storm and adventure, heat and cold, If schooners, islands, and maroons And Buccaneers and buried Gold, And all the old romance, retold Exactly in the ancient way, Can please as me they pleased of old, The wiser youngsters of to-day.” Aaaaaaargh, sez I, Lewis walks the plank me bucko

>Ben English the Man? – In his own eyes it seems. Luke Ford [setgo.com] paid a visit to the internet radio show DP Tonight where English disciplined him for an inaccurate account in a story Ford wrote. Of course English didn’t read the story, just took the word of porn star Sophia, who apparently was the subject of the piece. English, other half of adult starlet Hannah Harper, is getting a reputation of being slightly controlling, judgmental and a bit of an asshole [at least that’s my opinion].

>Club Chameleon Windsor Party – The big amateur video contest comes to an end this weekend in Phoenix, Arizona. Wankus hosts “The House of Windsor,” an awards event at swinger’s hot spot Club Chameleon. Fans from around the country submitted home videos of themselves involved in various sex acts and will be judged by Keri Windsor, Nina Hartley and Steven St. Croix. The public, as couples, are welcome to attend. Visit www.clubchameleon.com for details.