Pain In The Ass – Another reminder you’re not in mainstream anymore. Tuesday night during Karaoke, Violet Blue called to let me know she couldn’t make the festivities that evening. “My ass hurts,” she said, after a full day of shooting anal. When was the last time, ya know, back when you were in mainstream, that a friend cancelled on you because her ass hurt from anal? Maybe it’s just me, but I thought it was funny. [Aurora Snow went to karaoke and her ass has to permanently hurt with all the anal she does.]

Sleeps All Day – Evan Seinfeld told a caller on KSEX last night that Tera Patrick’s beauty comes as a direct result of her sleeping all day. “Look at me,” Seinfeld said, “I don’t get any sleep at all.”

Live BJ Tonight – Speaking of KSEX, off the KSEXradio Homepage, “Alana and Chris Evans perform All in the Porn Family tonight at 6pm (PST). Rumor has it, during the show, Alana is going to shoot a BJ scene for an upcoming adult film, live on-air and visible to the in-studio web cam audience.”

Porn Couple Break Up – New adult starlet, Sassy, has apparently walked out on Industry Voice editor, Chef Jeff, leaving all the October bills unpaid and taking their new puppy. Sassy moved across the country to make a go at a porn career and then boyfriend, Jeff suggested the relationship make a fast beginning by living in sin together. Unfortunately, a little more then two months later, Sassy and pup hit the road. Chef Jeff’s reaction: “I really liked that dog.”