Those looking for real controversy on KSEX Wednesday night got way more than what the Super Bowl halftime offered. Catalina took a fist up her snatch by way of Annie Body then turned over for more of the same. But the main event looked to have a Super Bowl of indictments with Rob Black and Max Hardcore scheduled to be on the same couch. Black’s “people” started calling around 6 in the evening indicating that a scene was running late due to a tardy female performer. Subsequent calls indicated SNAFU- situation normal all fucked up. Black never showed, and Wankus fielded some angry e-mails from listeners. Adultfyi.com will offer a complete report, so stay tuned.

After years of trying, Ron Jeremy finally got on the Howard Stern Show this morning. The occasion was Stern’s 2,000th show but Jeremy, technically, wasn’t an in-studio guest. His was a phone-in. Stern said he’s often got requests to have Jeremy on the show, that it would be a great matchup but Stern said he never had the inclination. Stern noted that Jeremy’s famous for blowing himself and asked whether Ron if he has ever been in gay videos. No, said Jeremy. In a snide comment, Stern already put down Jeremy just from their minute or two on the phone saying Jeremy wasn’t a great guest- that Stern was struggling to find things to talk about. “It’s not that I don’t like you, but I never have anything to say to you- really.” Jeremy said he respected that. Asked if he could do parlor tricks like fart on command, Jeremy, good-humoredly, said neither that nor could he queef. Jeremy said he’s tried to get on the show a number of times as consort to John Wayne Bobbitt, Divine Brown, Sunset Thomas and many others but always remained in the green room but not for lack of trying to get on the big show. “You’ve got great food, good catering,” Jeremy noted. Stern also plugged his show The Surreal Life. Stern saw one of the episodes and thought it was funny. “I’ve got nothing against you, pal. I just, I don’t know…” Asked if he had a girlfriend, Jeremy said it was hard-to-say. “I’ve had someone for four years that works with animals. She’s a veterinarian technician. We’ve been going out for awhile. We’re working on things- see what happens.” Jeremy said the relationship’s been an up and down one. “Being in the adult industry is tough on relationships.” Stern was curious how Jeremy was making a living. Ron said he works with Metro Interactive. Asked if he ever had a job that wasn’t porn, Jeremy told Stern he had been a school teacher. “You know that.” Stern said how would he. Jeremy explained that he taught retarded children before he got into adult. “Imagine those poor children,” said Stern.

Former Nets superstar Jayson Williams may be on trial for manslaughter but the jury’s not going to hear a story abut how Williams blew the head off his own pet Rottweiler. Williams executed his dog Zeus in a fit of fury after losing a $100 bet to former teammate Dwayne Schintzius…