Porn Valley- It’s Defiance Films’ latest shoot, and still photographer Tod Todd was just getting into this story about the time he met Ariana Jollee in New York before she moved out to California. Todd, a friend and Jollee, were having dinner in a very fancy restaurant. When comes time to pay the bill which was something like $1,000, Jollee whips out her credit card and says, relax, it’s on her. Later that night Todd banged her. It sounded like one of those carriage in Central Park trysts.

Todd’s also laughing because Tory Lane got in his face the day after Taylor Rain’s Spunk in the Trunk shoot. Todd had made the comment on the shoot that Lane’s mistake was marrying a photographer.Because Lane’s photographer husband Ric Shameless couldn’t get it up on camera, he’s now decided to forego porn. So Todd was basically making a joke at his own expense

“Fuck you! Fuck you!” Lane said to Todd. Todd asked if she had read the article carefully. Lane had apparently missed the part that Todd was throwing a dig at himself.

So Wednesday’s porn set, which is about fantasies- on the same order Of Justine’s Red Letters, except with Asian women, is going to be one of spinning yarns. Except with an Oriental flavor. Jade Marcela’s directing so one would assume it’s going to be titled Jade’s Red Letters.

Marcela had just micro-waved me a bag of popcorn and I was telling Todd the aroma reminded me of Autumn in New York. Todd’s going what the fuck, when, suddenly Mya Luanna, www.myaluanna.com appears in the makeup room naked and crying like a rickshaw had just run up her ass.

Luanna was working with Lee Stone and only moments before I asked her in an interview if she ever worked with Lee. She said no. Well, I warned Luanna. I told her Stone was big. Only Luanna, a tiny woman with a great body, couldn’t imagine just how big. Luanna’s on the phone sniffling and talking to her agent Mark Spiegler as you might imagine a porn performer would in a situation with a rickshaw hanging out of her ass. Except, as it turns out, Luanna’s scene hadn’t even started.

At the mere sight of his manhood when Stone withdrew from his jeans, Luanna apparently sat thunderstruck and broke into drama. Except the truth of the matter is that Mya, once she got over the initial shock, told Stone she wasn’t scared any more and settled into a great scene with him. Afterwards, Stone was laughing because for the longest time L.A. Direct wouldn’t allow him to work with Vanessa Lane for similar reasons.

Meanwhile Annie Cruz, who was in the makeup chair and scheduled to work with Chris Charming, was spinning her own yarn about her gangbang weekend in a hotel room with a bunch of college guys. Lyla Lei, who was doing the third scene of the day, told me her ass was nice and clean for Anthony Hardwood. I ask Lei how she got in the business. She got picked up by TT Boy in a supermarket.