Porn Valley- Nikki Benz is on KSEX only one out of four Wednesdays. And that’s not nearly enough because Benz, a former Teravision contract girl, is clearly emerging as one of the station’s most eminently entertaining peejays.

Focused and eloquent, Benz Wednesday night had Donna Doll on as a guest but not before Benz brought some interesting stories to the table including one involving a strip club she danced at recently.

On the subject of Doll, Benz that she had been in Vegas the Exotic Dancer expo.

“I was all alone and shy,” explained Benz. “I’m really shy- she came up to me and she’s like, hi, I know you’re Nikki Benz. She introduced me to her husband And I became instant friends with her. Very, very nice people.” Benz’s co-host Batman was also in Vegas for the expo.

“And you were drunk the whole time,” she pointed out. Benz said she was hanging out for the most part with her dance agent whose wife is Nakita Kash. Whereas Batman said he was blasted out of his head and Benz said she couldn’t understand a word he was saying.

“You were slurring really bad,” she laughed. “I’m actually lying. He wasn’t drunk. He was high.” Benz was in Vegas because she was nominated for Feature Performer of the Year for 2006.

“And Donna was also one of the nominees,” she said. “I got a chance to meet her and all the other girls.” Benz said it was a honor to be nominated but that she completely blacked out and froze on stage.

Noting that she had to perform at the Stardust Theatre, Benz did her rehearsals the day before.

“Not only was the stage really ghetto, it was really old, it had cracks in it and my heel kept getting stuck in all the cracks,” she said. “I was just so nervous. I’m not prepared for stuff like that.” According to Benz she had to deal with a lot of last minute changes and she couldn’t take off her top.

“Even though the rehearsals were with the top off. For some reason in Vegas you couldn’t take your top off. What the hell is that?”

Batman was wondering as well noting that at the convention they don’t want the nude entertainers taking their clothes off.

“But at the hotel they keep you at, you can walk out and there’s a topless pool. You have to walk by nudity to get to your place where you’re not allowed to take your top off.”

Benz said she was very disappointed by the restrictions especially when you’re being nominated for Performer of the Year.

“I wanted to see some tits- I got to look at the girls naked in the change room- that’s as close as I got,” she added.

Batman also noted that everyone who was nominated got to do a three minute performance.

“I thought you did well,” he told Benz. “You rocked it.” Batman laughed about how he was being an ass and trying to get the girls’ attention, although they all looked straight ahead.

“When you’re on stage and have so many lights beaming at you, you really can’t see people out in the dark,” Benz explained. “It’s hard for me to pinpoint where you were. I heard you. Was it you screaming? That’s the only reason I found you- you were loud and obnoxious.”

Because she forgot to talk about it on her last show, Benz brought up the fact that she attended a lingerie party at the Playboy mansion.

“It was my first one ever,” she said. “I had been invited before, I just could never attend.” Benz went with a couple of girlfriends and met Robin Leach.

“He’s really old in person,” she said. “He looked like a pervert. His belly enters the room first. He’s what’s the word I’m looking for? Old. He was all alone in a cabana. He saw me and all my girlfriends there. Robbye Bentley was there. Shy Love, my friend Yvette and another girl I can’t remember. He called us over to chill with him. And we did. Whatever. I didn’t know who he was. It’s all good. My point is this- I shouldn’t say it- I’m not going to name any names but one of my girlfriends is hanging with him because of that party.”

Asked if she got a tour of the Mansion, Benz said the party was in the backyard and she got to touch some boobies and make out.

“But I do that every day- it’s not a big deal.”

“Was Hef there?” asked Batman.

Benz said no, that she was disappointed and it was the only reason why she went there.

“God damn it. I wanted to meet him before he dies because he’s pretty old. My whole point was to go and meet him before he croaks!”

Batman then brought up the club in Iowa where Benz recently performed. He recalled how she was going to make a lot of money there.

“You lied,” Benz said. “I was dancing at the Amsterdam Gentlemen’s Club- the owner is this guy called Jay. The number to the club is 563-468-4653. Here’s the deal- he, Jay, ripped off my agent, Dave from Lee Network. He did not send him his commission. And that’s a big no-no in the feature dancing industry. He ripped him off. He didn’t send it to him for whatever reason. So I just want my fans to call the club and say, fuck you, Jay.”

Batman wondered if the dispute had to do with Benz.

“It had nothing to do with me,” she replied. “He was actually really nice to me but the story is this. Briana Banks was supposed to be there a month before me. She got into a really bad car accident so she couldn’t go. They replaced her with Monica Mayhem. She did do a great job but Jay got pissed. He’s like I spent all this money in advertising on Briana and I lost out on that money. The thing is no one can do anything about it. She got into a car accident.”

“Which was well publicized on the Internet,” Batman hastened to remind. “With pictures.”

“The thing is Jay didn’t believe Dave that Briana got into a car accident,” Benz continued. “He’s, like, I need proof. So Dave had to send him pictures saying she really did get into a car accident.” Batman then alluded to the fact that Dave wears a turban.

“He’s the owner of this club in Iowa, right out in the middle of nowhere; and he’s been booking a lot of high-priced big name porn stars,” Batman continued. “Which is the right thing to do but sometimes things happen and if you’re in a car accident and severely injured and somebody starts complaining that you didn’t make it to your booking, fuck you.”

Benz said the situation was pretty low, that Banks did get into a car accident and was hurt pretty badly.

“She couldn’t dance.” Batman thought by having Monica Mayhem as a replacement you’re doing pretty well with that.

“She’s hot and a well publicized porn star- if you have a problem with that you should have said something in the beginning. Fuck that. You’re getting fucking Top 20 porn star names and you don’t go, oh, I guess I’ll take her. Fuck that.”

Batman urged listeners to call the club and sound them out.

“You should not treat people like that- you’re in the middle of fucking Iowa and these ladies are kind enough to go out there for their paycheck. There’s plenty of places here- right close to home- that give the same money.”

Benz said she’ll never go back to the club and her agent won’t book anyone there now as a result.

“Not only did he rip my agent off, the whole thing with Briana Banks is not appreciated,” said Benz.

Benz also announced that she would be at the Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys, October 5 to October 7.