Doing her best Don Rickles, Holly Halston, hollyhalston.com all but called Mary Carey a hockey puck in her KSEX phone interview Wednesday night.
Wishing him a Happy Halloween, Halston talked to Wankus and really ripped into Carey, all but calling her a disgrace to the adult industry. Believe it or night, at other moments Halston got downright serious.
Talking about her site, Halston said it was okay, that she was working on it. “As long as you get to see naked pictures of me and you’re happy, that’s all that works for me.” Wankus reminded Halston of the time that she was on KSEX and really carried on with her man as well as Star E. Night who’s now out of the business. Halston said it remains one of the best threesomes that she’s ever had. Halston said she also had a wild scene with April Summers recently for Halston Productions, their first feature production.
Halston, a former California resident, has been very critical of Carey and one would suspect for personal reasons that really haven’t been made clear. Nevertheless, Halston’s of the opinion that Carey doesn’t represent the porn industry. In a recent interview on adultfyi.com, Wankus quoted Halston as being of the opinion that Carey was a dumb, trashy whore and needed to get out of the business, that she’s not accepted by anyone because she’s fucked the business over.
Halston said that about sums it up. Halston said she was partners with a dance agency which books features all over the U.S. While Halston realizes there’s mitigating circumstances that would prevent some bookings, she said don’t call her raising the bar, asking for more money because you’re running for governor and are stupid. Halston said that was absolutely the case with Carey who was holding up clubs for more money.
Halston also questions who exactly was it that told Carey she was pretty enough to be on camera. Halston stated that while the rest of the girls in the porn industry are busting their asses on thigh masters and drinking Slim Fast, Carey’s been training on Krispy Kremes. Halston also questions why other women who have vested business interests in the porn industry haven’t stood up in protest to the way Carey has represented them.
“This is a woman that’s going in front of the American public,” Halston continued. “The public now views all of us in the adult industry as dumb, trashy women that can’t even fuckin’ figure out what to wear. You’re supposed to be making decisions for our country and you can’t even pick out your fuckin’ wardrobe?” added Halston. “Put on some pants; put on a shirt that covers your tits. When I go out in public I don’t look like that. Clothes- covering the tits, the ass.”
In her past interviews, Halston has also alluded to Carey’s dental work. “She has buck teeth; there’s no gums, her lips stand out and she doesn’t know how to shave her pussy,” Halston chided. “They call her hairy canary for a reason.” Halston also said she was very happy with the results that put Ah-nuld in the governor’s mansion. “That’s good news for California.” Halston apologized from the bottom of her heart that the American public was “subjected to such trash” by having Carey on the ballot.
Halston’s of the belief that if you’re going to run for public office, do it from the heart, not with visions of building your bank account as she contends Carey has done. “You’re working for the people and she wasn’t even considering the people. It’s all about making a larger base pay….run for governor because you want to make a difference, want to make a change, and don’t make a joke out of the state and the industry.”
At first Carey’s campaign was viewed as a nifty idea, but Wankus said Carey started getting cocky about it. Halston said, exactly, that Carey was making a joke of the other women in the business who were working hard to prove they’re not trashy, dumb blonds that spread their legs and get fucked. “Let’s not consider demoralizing the entire industry by making us look like idiots.”
Halston said the gonorrhea episode on the Stern show only pointed to the fact that Carey needs to attend to personal hygiene before considering the problems of the state which voices sexual awareness. “There’s free condoms all over the place, you can’t pick one up?”
Wankus informed Halston that the Carey campaign headquarters, in the person of Bald Steve, viewed Halston as C-list trash and could care less what she had to say, that Halston was simply riding Carey’s coattails to get some free press. Chiding their lack of rebuttal, Halston, who said she had her own cash and not coattails, asked if that was the best they could do.
“That explains her whole campaign right there- lack of intelligence.” Halston said what was really funny about the whole situation, is that Carey is claiming not to know her, but is calling her office for work. Halston informed Carey, publicly, not to call her office anymore. “My partners and I will not book you. Fuck you.”
It could only happen, Halston conceded, if there’s a series featuring fat girls with ugly twats and gonorrhea. Halston said anything’s possible considering that there’s also a market for old ladies. Halston said next time she was writing a script calling for a big, fat pig, that she’d call Carey.
Halston said if she ran for governor, she’d fund her own self. “Mary Carey’s got to have somebody back there going, you know what, we’re not making enough money- let’s find a dumb blond and see if she’ll be stupid enough to do what we tell her to.” Halston also contends that Carey’s been charging for interviews.
Wankus said he used to get Carey on KSEX all the time but once she started the gubernatorial-thing, she was always too busy to be bothered. Carey was told that once the shoe was on the other foot, she wasn’t going to get press. “If you blow me off, I’m not going to give you any,” Wankus told her. For her part, Halston said she was willing to buy coverage just like everybody else. Halston also suggested that Carey grow up, read a book and make a public apology to the industry for making a joke of it. Halston said if Carey does that, then and only then, would she consider booking her.
Wankus did note that Carey’s Alexa ratings have gone through the roof, for all the credence you can put in Alexa. Halston thought that was pretty funny because she and Carey share the same webmaster. “And he’s not retiring any time soon. I doubt if she’s doing very well.”