from www.zimbio.com – Loredana Jolie was the ninth woman revealed to be Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress. Her identity was revealed by Hollywood madam Michelle Braun. Apparently the Sicilian Playboy model was one of Tiger’s “favorites.” The blonde was Playboy’s “Cyber Girl of the Week” in September 2002.
Braun claims that the golf pro would spend as much as $60,000 in a weekend on prostitutes, and liked to be in the bedroom with more than one girl at a time. She claimed that Jamie Jungers, alleged mistress 4, was one of her girls. However, Jungers has denied the claim on the Today Show, and says she is not an escort, as Braun’s claims allege.
On the show, Jungers told Meredith Vieira that got “nothing out of this relationship but a broken heart.” She apparently met Woods at a nightclub in 2005, and she expected their relationship to be a one-night stand, but he called her the next day and things took off from there.
Now Jolie is releasing a tell-all book that she claims has exclusive information about Woods’ sexual proclivities. Jolie says the golfer was “largely endowed,” enjoyed three-way sex with women, that he fantasized about sleeping with men, and was in a sexless marriage with Elin Nordegren.
“He liked to watch girl-on-girl, and the girls would occasionally join us,” writes Jolie in her book, The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion. “I would make him fantasize. I would ask him what if I had another guy here with me while he was there with me. It kind of turned him on a little. He didn’t say he would try it. It would just turn him on.”
from www.hollywoodoutbreak.com – Who can blame Loredana Jolie for just wanting to be adored as a media darling instead of a trash-barrel hooker?
As Americans we admire initiative, although it was her good fortune to have been assigned (from madam Michelle Braun’s pod) to Tiger Woods that closed one door and opened another.
But back to her initiative. Jolie said yes to selling her thoughts, and for 10 percent (or more) an agent (likely) had no trouble finding an out-of-work author for a tough rewrite.
The thing goes on sale next month, not coincidentally before the annual anniversary of Wood’s drek storm.
The creepy tease released to the press are about Wood’s alleged fetishes for watching couples and grouples do X-rated things; for ménage and even fantasies about triolisme with a male.
Earlier she told The New York Post that “Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal,” and she’s probably the one know. “…I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him.”
Jolie, who is AKA Loredana Ferriolo and god-knows how many other Jane Does, may have had help uncleverly naming her new book, The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion. So what’s good about this thing besides an ingenious title?
Well, to be fair, such books usually don’t have more than a couple of pages of interest padded with a hundred pages of doublespeak. And like any lavishly publicized frontloaded movie, there’s only one moment in time to dress the spider.
Jolie’s agent surely had the sense not to hire the kind of freelance ghostwriter with the “…he was sweating like a stallion,” or “…then I bleeped his bleeping manhood,” school of hideous romance novel writing. Although we’re sure that the agent knows there’s a huge audience for that kind of primitive boilerplate.
With all the girlie sports groupies available to athletes, paying for call girls seems dumb. Of course continuously dickering with infinite publicity-hunting hookers every moment one’s wife is out of eye-shot isn’t smart either.
But the stupidest of all would be to buy a book about the greatest golfer of our time in childishly compromising states of mental pathology and physical gymnastics that have already been leaked to the press.