New York- If you were betting Brittany Andrews to pull answers out of her ass [to quote Howard Stern], you would have lost yours on the Stern Show this morning. Including in-studio wagering, Stern also had callers playing the Stripper Game which featured Andrews in a pre-taped segment fielding a variety of basic trivia and general information questions.

Proving that Andrews might have misplaced her grade school diploma somewhere between here and the stripper pole, Brittany faltered on simple math queries: Subtract 23 from 58. – “Uh, not… I’m not a numbers person”; had “no fucking clue” who won the Civil War, thought that Columbus sailed to America on The Mayflower and got stumped on the last four words of The National Anthem.

Do you know the answer to this one? “I have 16 dimes, how many more do I need to make two dollars?” Andrews simply commented, “Oh stop it with the math questions.” How about the number of months that come between May and September? Andrews said four.

‘Who is the Vice President right now?” Britany: ”I’m a democrat… I don’t care.”

Andrews, however, did get the question to the first man on the moon, Neil Armstrong, correctly. Stern figured that Andrews must have given Armstrong a lap dance to have known that answer.

Stern gnerally bagged on Andrews and her cackle. “She’s the Fran Drescher of porn,” said Stern imitating Andrews’ bray. “She laughs like Henry Hill,” noted Artie Lange. In her quickie interview, Andrews said she has more of a behind the camera role these days. “I’m kind of known for a lot of strap-on stuff.”