Keyes, California- The quote of the very young porn week already goes to Capt. Herb Collier one of the protesting firefighters who walked out when a fellow volunteer was sacked for going on to a porno web site owned by Alexa Jones, the wife of the assistant fire chief, no less. Says Collier: “There needs to be a separation between the pornography and the fire service.” Samuel Adams, one of the signers of The Declaration of Independence used to make quotes like that all the time and they named a beer after him.

Holy cripe fuck. What do you do when you discover that “The Girl Next Door” is a porn star? Not to be confused with the documentary about real life porn star Stacey Valentine, this is only a movie. It’s about an 18 year-old over achiever falling for his new neighbor who he discovers his a former porn star. Elisha Cuthbert has the starring role as the porn star.

Cuthbert about her role: “I had all these visions of the porn industry as this really tacky, gross thing, but the girls are really like girls you’d see in Beverly Hills. They’re normal girls and they just go and do their thing.’

Cuthbert, ironically, plays Kiefer Sutherland’s daughter on “24”, and Sutherland may or may not be dating a real life porn star depending who you talk to. Nontheless the movie comes out March 12.