(DAYTON, NJ) — You heard right. I got an email last night from a math professor at Rutgers University, who would always come out and see me perform in the New Brunswick, NJ/Rutgers college bar area. In the email he stated that he is getting married on Saturday, August 23rd in Allentown, PA and would love to have me perform my poetry at the dinner reception party.
To quote an excerpt from his email:

“I am getting married on August 23rd and if you would be interested in doing a set of your poetry it might both entertain my guests, and give heart attacks to my in laws, therefore accomplishing two things at once. Let me know if you are interested.”

ATP Comments: “Find out what the weather is like in Hell for me…because I think it’s frozen over!”

On a side note, this math professor from Rutgers, added this:

“I noticed you had your picture taken with Gauge, an actress that I am very much a fan of.”

Editor’s Note: We always knew those math geniuses were a bit out there and this confirms it. Notice how it wasn’t an English or Poetry professor that was a fan.