I got an email from a very good friend in Texas who sent me an article about a brothel in Nevada.

It got me thinking. Can you imagine if California got in line with our neighbors in Nevada and created some kind of Red Light District or legalized, regulated brothel zone?

That’s another reason why I don’t get the adult industry’s resistance against regulation. Because that same regulation would encompass prostitution. That is what you’re all missing.

Talk about profiting and making money and being able to shift gears from the channels that we’ve been using that aren’t there anymore, like DVD distribution and being able to benefit from the de facto legalized prostitution of making films.

By working with the state and regulations we would be able to create a system that is similar to Nevada. It’s silly for us not to consider that, when we’ve already essentially legalized prostitution under the guise of filming.

Instead of a bunch of pimps like Derek Hay and Mark Spiegler running around, you would have an organization that is a reputable business that pays taxes and creates a safe work environment for its employees.

I want to share some of this article with you guys.

It’s in Business Insider, written by Dylan Love www.businessinsider.com/inside-a-nevada-brothel-2013-10

It’s called “I Walked Into A Nevada Brothel And My Expectations Were Shattered”

It is a story about Sheri’s Ranch.

“The world’s oldest profession has been legal in parts of Nevada since 1971, but is unambiguously illegal everywhere else. I wanted to see how this little oasis of legal vice works. So Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Nevada’s Nye County sent a black Town Car to pick me up from my hotel in Las Vegas, so I could see how their business operates.”

“Anyone wanting to legally exchange money for sex has to get out of Las Vegas to do so. Sheri’s Ranch is in Pahrump, Nev., a rural desert community an hour outside Vegas where prostitution is legal, alive, and well. (Incidentally it’s also where forgotten Apple co-founder Ron Wayne currently calls home.)”

So an Apple co-founder lives there? Motherfucker, we might have to move to Pahrump, Nevada! We better start looking for property out there! Can I do the show from Pahrump?

If you tell me you’re gonna set up a porn business in Pahrump, Nevada, I’m with ya. But when you tell me you’re gonna open two blocks from the strip in Vegas, you are so out of your fucking minds it’s pathetic.

Look at this operation. This guy invested 40 million dollars into this venture. You think this guy who sends town cars to Vegas to pick up clients is gonna stand for a bunch of porn stars fucking around town in Vegas under the guise of “filmmaking?” Your gonna get it right up your ass with a huge Nevada fist.

“The drive from downtown Vegas to Pahrump is an exploration of big empty space, armadillos, and dead cell zones. My driver, Fabio, is a full-time employee of Sheri’s Ranch. He makes the two-hour drive from Vegas to Pahrump back to Vegas a few times a day, discreetly getting customers from their downtown hotel suites to Sheri’s front door and back. A placard on the seat in front of me reads “The ride is completely complimentary but a gratuity is greatly appreciated.”

Fuck you! Oh god, when I get money we’re gonna load up and go to Pahrump, where a huge breasted Latina is gonna do unspeakable things to me while Katie Summers rubs my feet. She’s probably listening right now going, “Really? Your feet? What’s Lupe doing? Jerking you off? I’m rubbing your feet and Lupe’s jerking you off. Great. That’s a party. Awesome.”

“Do I get to play Angry Birds while this is going on? Play with your feet and play Campus Life on my iPad with the other?”

Sure babe.

OK let’s get back to the article.

This place has a swimming pool, guys. It’s a resort. That’s exactly what it is. It has bungalows, a restaurant, the brothel has a port area. I’m skipping around, guys. It is a long article.

It talks about the madam taking the guy around to the sports bar and the themed bungalows and a “fantasy playland” for acting out more elaborate sexual encounters. Sounds similar to Dennis Hof’s arrangement at The Bunny Ranch where the girls stay in rooms.

Oh, and Amber Lynn works there.

“Amber Lynn trades time between Florida and Pahrump – two weeks on at Sheri’s Ranch, two weeks at home with her boyfriend.”

It shows a long hallway with rooms where girls pay $40 a day rent and live in these rooms. I’m looking at these rooms and they’re really nice. So they pay $40 a day and they’re allowed to decorate the room however they want.

They live in the rooms and work a 12 hour shift. 5AM to 5PM or vice-versa.

“While on her tour, a woman isn’t allowed to approach the Ranch’s hotel area or talk to its guests — to do so would be solicitation.”

Wow.

So guys, you don’t even get harassed like you do at strip clubs for lap dances. So you actually go there and hang out without some half in the bag floozy going, “You wanna lap dance?”

Imagine if you went to one of those places and they went, “You wanna blowjob? It’s only $100 for a blow job. C’mon let me suck your dick, I got rent to pay.”

Nope. All you do is go to this huge spa area with girls walking around and you know that you can walk up to any girl and the menu is already laid out on the front door, so you can solicit a girl and take her into a room and get a blowjob with the rate already agreed to in advance.

I can stand there and look at girls and make eye contact and walk up and say how are you and not have to worry about giving her five dollars?

Because you know when you’re in a strip club and a girl sits down and is there for more than five minutes you’re gonna have to give her something. You gotta at least say, “Here’s a coupla dollars. Now fuck off. You’re fat and ugly, now fuck off. You don’t say it, but you think it.”

Not at Sheri’s. They’re everywhere. It’s like being at a club and you already know you’re getting laid. And nobody’s bothering you. They pretend like you don’t exist.

You don’t have three girls sitting at a table going. “OK let’s get this motherfucker.” You got three girls who are playing Angry Birds. You got three girls catching some rays or playing volleyball. You go up to them and say, “Hey girls! How are you? Playing a little volleyball, huh? Hey, I’d like you to suck my cock right now. OK? Let’s go.”

That’s it.

Then come out and say, “Hey, how you doing, Playing darts? Cool. Love darts. Don’t poke your eye out. Haha. Hey, I’d like to fuck you in the ass right now. Let’s go. Cool?”

That’s Sheri’s Ranch.

It’s a great article. And it talks about something pretty interesting.

“Condom use: mandatory. Placards placed throughout every room serve as a perpetual reminder to be safe and sanitary. A physician comes by once a week to give all the girls a health screening, and before any sexual activity takes place behind closed doors, males go through a quick visual screening, called a “DC,” or “dick check.”

“Everyone I asked maintains that there’s yet to be an instance of sexually transmitted disease tied to legalized prostitution since the industry kicked off in Nevada 42 years ago.”

Well, if that ain’t the boldest statement I’ve ever fucking heard smack dab in the middle of Business Insider. Right here in the Yahoo Finance section.

This reporter is saying not a single incident of STD in 42 years attributed to legalized prostitution. Wow.

You’re talking about a doctor who comes there every fucking week for a health screening. Jesus Christ.

And you girls are giving blowjobs to dirty Middle Easterners in hotel rooms at the behest of Derek Hay?

Hey Spiegler Girls. Skin Diamond. You guys are doing privates with Victor, getting the living shit beat out of you, with Princess Donna and getting bruised?

And girls at Sherri’s Ranch are getting health exams every fucking week. Wow.

Who are the most ignorant dumb cunts in the world? Is it adult performers or is it the rest of the entire world? Trying to figure that one out.

Especially when I hear them say, “Oh look at that bitch. She’s going to college and thinks she’s all that. At least I gets paid! Bitch give it away to college kids for free.”

Don’t compare yourself to that girl. She’s not your peer. Your peers are at Sheri’s Ranch or The Bunny Ranch, who have health checks and condoms. Girls who have a base rate for putting a dick in them that’s double what you’re getting from Stoney Curtis.

Riddle me this, girls. When you look at those college girls, those “little preppie cunts…” Who are the dumb cunts? The “empowered” feminists?

I will take a brothel worker over any of you porn girls any day of the week.

Do you realize that we have girls who will fuck a client without a condom just because he has a piece of paper that says he’s “clean?”

There are A-List talent, A-List girls who are told to fuck people like Richard Nanula and pretend it’s a shoot. There are girls who fuck civilians with a piece of paper and Arabs with money without a condom at the behest of Derek Hay or some makeup artist who knows some guy in Texas who’s a business executive or whatever.

Porn girls, I think that you are the ignorant cunts. Because there is a legal brothel operating a 45 minute plane ride away. Where you are safe from police. Safe from pimps. Safe from disease.

Think about all the performers out there who are couchsurfing. Or who have roommates and nobody can afford the rent. They’re doing privates at Sardo’s. Or doing privates with Richard Nanula. Or Mark Spiegler is sending you to work with Princess Donna doing privates with Victor.

And you’re couchsurfing. Or living with ex-boyfriends or roommates who collectively can’t come up with $700 monthly rent.

And 45 minutes away you have a place where you can live, make money, be safe and have health checkups. They’re doing everything you do. Except successfully.

So why would any of you girls not go to Pahrump and work in this environment, instead of giving your money to Derek Hay and Mark Spiegler?

They have health screening that tests you for all STD’s instead of having the testing system here that YOU pay for.

I’m completely confused. I don’t understand how any of you girls can sit here in Los Angeles and play by the system that these people are holding you hostage to. It’s amazing.

Any female performer in the business who is working for Derek Hay and Mark Spiegler. There is a girl right now at Sherri’s Ranch who is ten times better off than you.

I don’t understand how you girls can justify doing what you do and compromise safety and health and everything. I could see if that was the only way you could make money.

This isn’t like a hundred years ago. This is actually a viable business now.

So if you’re gonna sell your body, do it good. Do it professional. Do it legal. Do it safely.

Think about it. You could go there a week. Chill. Lay by the pool. Pick up a coupla dimes, come back to LA and actually be able to pay your fucking rent. Make more money camming. If people want you to work in a condom scene, cool. If not, whatever. I’m gonna shoot my own content, call my own shots.

How does a girl not do that? Instead of getting picked up and taken to the Air-Tel Plaza hotel for a $400 trick?

You’re all doing what the girls at Sheri’s Ranch are doing. But you’re doing it fucking stupid.

Are you that fucking ignorant and lazy? You don’t think that whenever Amber Lynn goes there she doesn’t get special treatment?

You don’t think those same creepy clients that say, “I can’t believe I finally get to fuck you. I’ve jacked off to you all my life.” You don’t think those same creepy douches aren’t gonna hop on a Southwest flight to do the same thing in Pahrump?

Instead of sitting in a hotel room at the Air-Tel and the only thing separating you from death is Derek Hay.

And if you think for one instant that someone is “cool.” because somebody who is a friend recommended them, guess what?

If you never knew John Stagliano, I could recommend you to John Stagliano and you’d all go, “Cool, Rob.”

Think about how many girls would recommend John Stagliano to you without batting an eye.

Because it’s the same amount of girls who were sent by agents to work with John Stagliano, who knew he was HIV positive and never fucking told you.

Smarten the fuck up.

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