from www.tmz.com – Dating a porn king has brought Melissa Rivers into the adult film universe — and now one company wants her to take it a step further, and make an adult tape of her own!
As TMZ first reported, Rivers is now dating Steven Hirsch the head man at Vivid Entertainment … a company famous for selling celebrity sex tapes.
But another adult company, PornHub.com, has fired off a letter to Rivers to see if she and her new BF would be interested in filming a tape for them. The company believes it would be the first sex tape to feature “a sexy Jewish American Princess.”
Some barriers are never meant to be broken.
Read the letter…
Dear Miss Rivers,
[email protected]
First off, Congratulations on your recent “Shidduch” with Mr. Steven Hirsch “The King of Porn”!
We are very happy to see that you two have hit it off, and are getting to know each other better.
I don’t need to tell you that this is big news, and over 16 million visitors who frequent our site everyday are curious to see more of you…. literally.
We love our loyal visitors, and always strive to give them what they want to see, and they want to see a celebrity sex tape with YOU!
I know your new boyfriend is very well versed in the legalities of these kinds of tapes, and he will explain to you what we’d need in terms of documentation to put this out legally.
We would also like to encourage you to include Mr. Hirsch in this tape, since our audience is very curious to see not only how a “Porn King” performs, but what turns HIM on!
We at Pornhub.com believe that you are more than just Joan River’s daughter, we believe you are a sexy Jewish American Princess, and to date, there has never been a celebrity sex tape that exploited this genre.
We would be willing to offer you a compensation package that could make you well over a million dollars with a generous advance, and 30% of the back end profits, of course this is negotiable.
Please get back to us soon, as we’d like to give our visitors the ultimate holiday “stocking stuffer”.
Happy Hanukkah to you both,
Corey Price
VP Marketing
Pornhub.com
[Boxcover by Sean is a parody and shouldn’t be taken that seriously.]