A friendly visit turned into a bloodbath Thursday morning at the clothes-optional porn valley home of Felicia Fox, Vandalia, and Tim Case.

Porno Steve Seidman had stopped by to sit on the couch and talk shop with a bottomless Felicia Fox, a half-naked, internet-surfing Tim Case, and a fully clothed Beth Essington (next door neighbor, noted quiche baker and frequent visitor to the nudist cookouts that take place at the residence).

As Steve Seidman excitedly outlined his new business proposals, flailing his arms and raising his voice, Fox’s well-known dog Bubba became confused and, thinking Porno Steve was going to attack the nearly naked Felicia, leapt upon Seidman, sinking his teeth deep into the talent managers meaty forearms.

Seidman screamed and jumped off the couch, bleeding on the carpet and threatening to sue the Fox’s for everything they own (6 pets, a 1992 Pontiac Van, three dozen horror DVDs and two dozen feature costumes, in other words).

Bubba then proceeded to chase the excited injured Seidman around the room, trying repeatedly to hump his leg.