Hollywood, CA – You can’t make this stuff up but Kacey Jordan is pregnant and the shit has definitely hit the fan as a new DVD called Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX from X-Play/Digital Sin will soon be on store shelves nationwide.
The popular television actor and star of TV’s top-rated Two and a Half Men continues to be dragged into the news with salacious stories of his ongoing lust of porn chicks including one highly publicized night with Kacey at his Malibu Mansion.
Immediate speculation is that Sheen could be the father but Kacey now doubts it could be him leaving a number of men wondering if they are responsible for this situation.
Kacey who also stars as Cindy Brady in Not the Bradys XXX (volumes 2-4) continues to attract tons of media attention for her alleged sex affair with the handsome superstar and continues to tell her story to news outlets everywhere including TMZ, Howard Stern, E! Entertainment, Good Morning America and the NY Daily News.
Fans can’t get enough of the stories from the sexy 22 year old as she is featured in this movie along with other beautiful porn girls that have reportedly spent fun time with Sheen including Capri Anderson, Bree Olson, Melanie Rios, Gigi Rivera, Tanner Mayes, Jenna Presley and the late Chloe Jones.
Director Will Ryder spoke on the phone with Kacey today and reports that she’s in good spirits and getting some much needed rest.
“I called her because I wanted to make sure she was OK and she is,” Ryder remarked. “Things are happening very fast in her world and I wanted to talk to her and also make sure that she was not overly upset with me about releasing our insane movie especially since she’s in it,” Ryder joked. “I have a lot of love for that girl but she’s not really happy about this movie coming out.”
The DVD contains three hours of footage and is a hilarious sexual parody featuring actual sex with girls that have banged or have been requested for sex by Charlie Sheen. CBS Television, Warner Brothers Television, producer Chuck Lorre, Two and a Half Men and/or Charlie Sheen in no way authorize, endorse or sponsors this movie.
“They have nothing to do with this dirty movie and they have nothing to do with Charlie’s house of whores which has pretty much turned into a house of horrors.” Ryder cautioned.
Brought to you by the creators of Not the Bradys XXX, this Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX is guaranteed to be the best, funniest and sexiest adult flick regarding the handsome television actor and his alleged love affairs with beautiful young porn starlets. The 3 hour DVD is funny as hell, gonzo dirty and showcases all the top female names that have been recently linked to the actor in a feature movie-like package.
“Were pretty sure how it all went down so we put all the dirty pieces together and we think Charlie is one lucky guy and I admire him,” stated Will Ryder.
“He lives a lifestyle most men would love to enjoy and these gorgeous horny girls are at his beck and call whenever he wants them and we’re providing a naked sexual look at the girls that he has…. let’s say enjoyed. He has great taste in women.”
The 9 scene movie is packed with hilarious moments including a theme song that will make you laugh your ass off and a dirty look at the call girls Charlie has loved, banged and wanted to sleep with for cash.
Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX ships to stores this week so ask your favorite store to order it today.