Porn Valley- Puma Swede and her tits [she’s 32F-24-34] were a guest on KSEX’s Goddess of Gush Show Thursday night hosted by Cytherea, Harry Weiss and Plus One.

As Swede ran into the studio, Weiss remarked that she was like Baywatch with her tits going. Weiss Googled her name and came up with a bunch of Puma-related links that have nothing to do with her. With little provocation, Swede then showed off her tits. Weiss also found it interesting to note that Swede does an impersonation of a car alarm.

An hour earlier, Weiss had been harping on the fact that the show won no KSEX Listeners Choice Awards and mentioned, specifically, the interesting guest award. Swede’s impersonation might go down as one reason given why that didn’t happen.

Plus One noted that one year the KSEX awards were at Sardos with a prime rib dinner. Last year was the Palomino Club with a buffet.

“Last night [Thursday] was KSEX and a pizza. Next year Luke Ford’s recording it at Chico’s Tacos.” Weiss said they’ll be using a P.A. system to announce the winners as you drive up.

Nonetheless, Swede said she could be rented for $100 a night to provide her car alarm impersonation service.

“For one hundred bucks they only get the alarm?” Weiss wondered.

“Then there’s all this extra stuff you can buy and add,” Swede replied. “It’s like a menu- there’s a starter kit, then you can add stuff.” Swede also mentioned that she likes reading porn novels to get off and fantasize: “I like that better.” Swede also mentioned the fact that she likes anal and in her first anal scene she was pried with a medical instrument to gape, then a guy pee’d in her ass.

“But they had to cut it out- it was too hardcore for America.” Swede said she likes nasty scenes including puking. She also deep throats but sometimes throws up. And she also likes having sex in public places. She did one guy in a bar.

“If I get horny, I want to fuck right away,” she explained. “Usually I use the bathroom.” But Swede said she fucked the guy on a couch near the dance floor. Cytherea then told her story about being in an after hours club and was blowing random guys under a table.

“One guy was really nervous,” she said. Plus One said Cytherea also grabbed a Hawaiian Tropic girl from France.

“She slams her up against the table, I fuck her under the table while she was eating Cytherea’s pussy.”

A creepy caller-in named John, who was bent on having phone sex, said he was stroking off his cock to Cytherea and Puma and gave an equally scary play-by-play. John asked Cytherea where she wanted it inserted.

“Up my ass,” she said.

Weiss mentioned something about John’s parole hearing and guessed that it was a phony phone call. Plus One was told it was a real phone call.

“That’s the best game that little lunatic has?”

Swede got on to the subject of sexual practices in Sweden and Plus One asked if she’s ever blown a horse.

“They’re kind of dirty,” she said. “They cum a lot- I’ve seen a video.” Plus One said he saw a girl nearly get her head blown off by a horse’s cum. Swede said she wants to go to Mexico and see a donkey show.

Plus One said something about Cytherea owning a bestiality DVD.

“Every time Cytherea has broken out that bestiality DVD, every woman in the room just fuckin’ loves it. Every girl just fuckin’ falls in love with the bestiality video.”