Hollywood [Tribune Media Service] Will it shock any of you to learn that Quentin Tarantino, the master auteur of arty shock and sleaze, is hot to remake the 1965 Russ Meyer campy soft-porn classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (Three tough busty chicks travel through the desert, stirring up trouble and testosterone along the way.)

Tarantino wants his version to be even raunchier, natch. His first casting choices are Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendes and – oh, please! – Britney Spears. What, no Lindsay Lohan? Lindsay loves ’60s cult-trash. She wants to remake Ann-Margret’s Kitten with a Whip. Lindsay could become Quentin’s new muse. Look what he did for Uma Thurman.