Porn Valley- I don’t know what was funnier- Taylor Rain detailing her elaborate plan to catch the guys who stole her laptop last week, or Brian Surewood – as a boozed up Santa – tumbling down a chimney and losing his shoes. Because of Surewood’s condition, Lauren Phoenix is playing a pissed off Mrs. Claus in Defiance/Torrid’s movie Crazy Christmas. This is all because an illness cut Taylor Rain’s day short. Rain’s also saying something about being pregnant, that she threw up on her way to the set at the intersection of Fallbrook and Vanowen. The pregnancy bombshell begs for a bit more BTS-style investigation, except Rain tends to drop unchallenged statements like this into her conversations.

“A friend told me that you can still be pregnant and on the rag,” she explains. Rain’s also wishing she could be 18 again. “You can be cool and trendy and funny. Now I just worry about my garden and my dog.”

The way Rain’s playing to the cameras, Surewood and Phoenix both agree that she should have some kind of TV show. “I’m very psychic when I’m really high,” Rain comments although the subject is never brought up. Psychic that she is, Rain predicts that she won’t be on the set for long. Rain also predicts that the “Beaners” who have taken her laptop will be eaten by dogs. Because she can’t work, Rain is asked if she can switch and manage a b/g/g scene for Tuesday.