[From struff.com]: Bree Olson and Kayden Kross join them in the studio and they discuss the differences between hard-core and soft-core adult films. Opie asks them what they’re best known for and Ant asks them if they were sexually promiscuous when they were in school – Opie remembers that Bree was 12 and going out with a guy in his twenties. She shows Bob her boobs and he can’t believe how perfect they are. She offers to let him suck on them but he is married.
They discuss what the girls would do today on video. Maybe something with a guy on the street? Maybe a guy on the bleachers in the audience? Opie sends Danny down to the street to look for a guy wearing a wedding ring would do anything with the girls.
Bob and Jimmy step out to pee and O&A stall for a few. By the time Bob and Jimmy return they’re all talking about the sexpo in NJ which the girls will be at.
The guys talk to the girls more about their work and sex outside of work.
Danny on the street. He is having a tough time finding guys. He is showing people the girls’ pics but still no luck. Maybe it’s Danny. Maybe Bree should go down there.
Jimmy grabs an intern they’ve never spoken with yet. His name is Ryan. He is a mess, according to Jimmy. Maybe Ryan can get together with one of the girls. A guy in the audience says that he’d take a lapdance. The girls would make-out with each other if they get to see some cock. So the audience guy takes his out.
Opie has heard that Bree has a crush on someone in the room. She gets all coy and giggles. She can’t believe that someone tattled on her. She won’t say who it is and quickly changes the subject and plugs the sexpo. When the plug is done they try to figure out who the crush is on but she has a good poker face. Opie says he knows who it is and it is confirmed – he hints that maybe Bree’s publicist outed her. Bree still won’t say who it is so Opie calls for the publicist to go into the studio. But they get distracted by one of Bree’s movies that’s being played for them.
After the movie Opie goes back to the crush topic and Danny returns saying that he can’t find anyone outside. Bree says that’s ok because she’d rather fool around with her crush anyway. A few minutes later Bree leaves to go pee and then Marc has to leave.
The publicist spills that the crush is on Jimmy. When Bree returns the tell her that they found out. Bree says that Jimmy has her number but has never called her. Opie tells Jimmy to “LEAVE THE SHOW NOW!” and go out with her to get coffee or to a hotel or something but Jimmy won’t do it. So she shows some skin to everyone. Ant calls Jimmy a homosexual – Ant would have been out of there so fast.
Jimmy feels her boobs. She likes it. Ant again says how fast he’d be out of there if it were him. Jimmy pretty much cock-blocks himself.
for the sake of all guys Jimmy needs to go fuck her now.
would blow Jimmy and his dad just to get to Bree.
Opie asks if Bree would go out on a date with Jimmy and she says yes.
this reminds him of when the Russian girl was in and Patrice backed down.
“coin-sider yourself a homo”.
so disappointed in Jimmy right now.
Ant wants to know why Jimmy hasn’t called her but Jimmy can’t answer that. She says that she didn’t get email from Jimmy.
wonders why Jimmy is afraid.
Everyone continues to get Jimmy to go out with her and they try to figure out why he won’t.
Jimmy needs to do his signature move of playing Iron Man on the boombox outside her window.
understands why Jimmy won’t go out with her because doesn’t like girls either.
Jimmy blames it on her living too far away from him but no one is really buying that.
Jimmy wont fuck her because she doesn’t have a cock.
Bree should consider millionaire Anthony who has a mansion and nice cars.
Opie asks Bree if she has masturbated thinking of Jimmy. She has. She did it after the last time she was in the studio a few months ago.
Opie asks Uncle Paul what he thinks about Bree’s story about losing her virginity at age 12.
Opie asks if one of the girls will get naked for Bob during the break.
~break~
They changed all of their TV’s the children’s programming so they wouldn’t have to see September 11 stuff.
They discuss what to do for a video today. Bob appears to be all horned up but he is a married man. Kayden starts to take off some of her clothes and it drives Bob nuts. After a few minutes of this Bob says that he’d feel better if Bree sat in Jimmy’s lap. She does. He has her ride up and down on her.
Just looking at the girls drives Bobby nuts for a while longer but he isn’t quite hard. Jimmy has a few inches working. A few minutes later and it sounds like some light spanking is going on.
Kayden tells Bree to demonstrate to her what she would want to do to Jimmy. But Bree really wanted to fuck a guy today. They call Black Earl into the studio for Bree to play with. She talks softly to him and everyone quiets down. He plugs Ron & Fez noon to three. Now Bob is hard. Earl whispers in Bree’s ear that he needs private time with her so she can see his big black cock. But they don’t want him to leave.
It gets quiet again and she talks dirty to Earl and starts working on him. She moans. Jimmy and Ant whisper into the mics so Bree and Earl don’t hear. Some negro sound clips are played. He titty fucks her. Jimmy moves in for a closer view of his “future wife”. Danny and Sam are on the floor looking. Erock leans over Jimmy to get a pic but Jimmy is still hard with him there. More whispering. Earl and Bree kiss. Bob likes that. This is like a horror movie to Ant. Earl fucks her tits and has hos hands around her neck – apparently he likes to choke girls. Earl makes cumsies all over her tits. It’s all over her arm. Jimmy doesn’t want to suck her tits for at least five minutes now. She goes out to clean up.
This was the first time that Earl blew a load in two years. “It’s fucking amazing”, he says. Ant is no longer sad that he is not the guy Bree has the crush on. Ant asks Earl what is the greatest show on radio. Earl tries to answer Ron & Fez but eventually admits that it’s the O&A show.
Bree returns to the studio and everyone applauds. She says that guys on the O&A show always cum so fast.