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Bensalem, Pa – A Bensalem Township police sergeant who led a sex-crimes unit has been charged with sexually assaulting a co-worker following a night of drinking, the Bucks County district attorney said yesterday.

Michael Marren, 41, a former sergeant with the police special-victims unit and a part-time EMT with the Bensalem Rescue Squad, was charged Monday in the alleged March 9 assault at the rescue-squad headquarters.

He has been fired from the police force and faces a hearing Tuesday.

Marren denies having any sexual contact with the woman, but his DNA matches saliva found on the victim’s breast, Bucks County District Attorney David Heckler said.

“Saliva can be just as probative as semen, depending on the facts of the case,” Heckler said.

“Here’s a situation where he claims nothing happened.”

According to the police complaint, Marren, who is married, sexually assaulted a fellow rescue-squad volunteer after a night out at a bar to mourn a colleague’s death. Marren drove the woman back to the squad building about 2:30 a.m. and assaulted her despite her efforts to dissuade him, the affidavit states.

She warned that there were cameras in the area and that he was drunk and should stop what he was doing.

The woman was later found curled up in a closet in the building and was taken to a hospital, authorities said.