The N.Y. Post reports today the following under its “sightings”: PORN stars Tabitha Stevens and Jessica Jaymes and their entourage quaffing three bottles of Ketel One in a private VIP room at Pangaea, where they got naked and showed off their shaved nether regions.

Last week the Post had Mary Carey lifting an unidentified porn star’s top off at a watering hole. But it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that it was also Stevens because earlier that day both women were featured on the Howard Stern Show.

I had a chat with Carey yesterday, but her cell phone kept cutting off. Carey explained that she was getting a manicure. I asked her how she could be talking to me and getting a manicure at the same time. Carey explained by telling me she was having her toes done. No, Mary, I think that’s a pedicure. Carey also tells me that she’s no longer friends with Scott Fayner because she stopped seeing bald headed Steve, his buddy from Kick Ass. I asked her about being back with no-neck. She’s telling me that she and no-neck might be a no-no again after he had a look at Club Carrie, her Kick Ass movie. I was ready to ask her a question about the Steve Banan fat girl at the airport report when Carey’s cellphone began making fuzzy noises again. She said she’d call back on a land line but didn’t.