Porn Valley- Judging by the photo, Mary Carey could be pondering a nude shower sequence in a Mary Carey Rules’ script. And that wouldn’t be too far from the truth now that Carey’s directing.
Carey makes her directorial debut for Kick Ass Pictures and actually started work on Mary Carey Rules 3 this past Monday. The reason that no announcement was made about it was to allow Carey an opportunity to get her feet wet without the benefit of a roomful of porn press breathing over her breasts.

But from the word we got, there was a Russian camera crew on set prompting suspicion that Carey might actually be KGB with the long sought story behind the Cuban missile crisis to be finally revealed. Nevertheless, the crew, for real, had contacted Carey directly, and their presence prompted even some more suspicion over the disappearance of a microphone that had been recently purchased by photog Glenn Baron. One p.a. joked about the Russkis’ assumption over communal property. Then, when the crew went to obtain a copy of Carey’s latest movie, they disavowed all knowledge of the mike’s disappearance which moved the p.a. to comment that the Russkis pulled the same routine during the Cold War.

Regardless, Carey wraps up the all-girl shoot this Saturday at Gallaghers Studio.