Porn Valley- Harry Weiss is saying that last Thursday’s edition of Dee and The Fatmen should be nominated for most outrageous show of the year. The fact that Weiss had someone called the chicken lady on board along with a Saran-wrapped she-male named Slave might offer two compelling reasons for consideration. Weiss will be the first to admit that the chicken lady segment featuring the Widow Centauri was a visual one where radio’s concerned.

“We tried to describe it as best as possible,” said Weiss. “She takes the she-male, wraps it around with rubber chickens then wraps him in blue Saran wrap, then puts a gas mask on him. Then he’s wearing a rainbow clown wig. Then she puts this big surgeon’s glove on the she-male. Next thing I know there’s a fist. Then it’s up to the wrist and there’s most of the forearm in there. Then I start clucking and she starts yelling keep clucking, ‘I’m almost there.’ It was almost surreal. It was bizarre as hell. I never drink on the show, but I had to have two beers during the show.” The clown is the widow Centauri’s “Slave.”

“The widow Centauri kept referring to the slave as ‘she,'” said Weiss. “I’m like, I think it’s a he. Then ‘he’ got naked and he’s wearing a bra with his back to me and I’m thinking maybe it’s an ugly chick. He has small titties. Then he dropped his panties. And when it spun around as they were wrapping the Saran, I’m seeing naked balls there. No, it’s a shim. He looks like a very extremely effeminate guy.”