Porn Valley- Ginger Lynn’s show featured a Valentine’s Day theme Monday night along with some gossipy Valentines-related chatter. Lisa the lesbian noted that she had been to a Grammy’s party over the weekend and rubbed elbows with some celebrities. She mentioned Mark Wahlberg. “Did him,” said Ginger. Lisa said she also knew a fellow lesbian who did Wahlberg. “He turned her gay. I turn chicks straight and Mark Wahlberg turns chicks into lesbians,” Lisa said, noting that Wahlberg’s a nice guy. “He’s cute.”

Ginger agreed, and said she lied about having done him. “I would maybe.” A conversation ensued about the size of Wahlberg’s real-life penis [not the Boogie Nights one]. Lisa said she heard that it was small. Lisa said she also met the director of Wonderland. Ginger said she hadn’t seen the movie and she doesn’t want to. “The John [Holmes] that I know was a really great guy and I heard that it was not a very nice film.” Lisa said she had seen it and the Holmes character comes out a cool guy in the end. George Clooney’s name was brought up in another context. Lynn said she and Clooney had been seeing one another for about six months. “Mainly we had sex.”

We all know about the purported golden rule over at a certain magazine – no staffers writing porn scripts even though one current staffer under the name Eugenie Brown wrote Seven Deadly Sins for Vivid which was named Best Film of the Year a couple of years ago. [The movie, by the way, got an editors choice from the guy who was sexually congressing with her.]