Porn Valley- Scott Fayner was a guest on Cytherea’s KSEX show Thursday night. It was noted that Taylor Rain had been on the show a couple of weeks ago and that Rain and Fayner used to be married.

Asked how they met, Fayner said through an eight-ball. Brian said many important four hour relationships got started that way. Fayner said his was a bit longer. But Fayner seemed a bit fuzzy on the details as to how long he had been going out with Rain.

Brian said a lot of people thought the relationship was bullshit. “But you guys were tight for awhile.”

“It was wild- it was a big blur,” Fayner laughed. As if he should know, Weiss said having a drug buddy is much like having a swim buddy. “You do so many drugs,” said Weiss.

“That’s what I write, you idiot,” Fayner replied. “It’s not true necessarily.” Weiss wondered if Fayner was Keith Richards’ illegitimate child. In an interview that had all the give and take of a rubber dress on a fat lady, Fayner didn’t seem to want to answer questions about Rain. Weiss then asked Fayner if Rain had ever licked his ass. Fayner said, never, but that Ariana Jollee did.

That line of questioning exhausted, Brian asked Fayner whatever happened to the porn star and their cars spread he was doing for Hustler. “They never paid me for it and it never ran,” said Fayner. “The guy Mark Cromer was the main editor there at the time. He lost his job, apparently. He grabbed somebody’s ass or something like that.” Brian wondered if that was even possible to get fired from Hustler for ass grabbing. Fayner said he walked out on Hustler.

According to Weiss, Fayner has directed a couple of porn movies. Fayner didn’t remember the one and said the new one is Sloppy Hos for VCA. The other movie, said Fayner was a B.J. movie and that he was passed out most of the time.

A segment of the show was then devoted to an attempt to answer obscure Van Halen trivia questions prepared by Robert Lombard who had worked for the group. In some hotly debated issues involving the questions, Fayner dismissed them for the fact that Lombard did an eight ball a day back in the Eighties and that Cytherea proved to be the voice of reason in all of it.

On another subject, Brian said he’s heard so many complaints about the current crop of girls in porn. Weiss said the problem is that they’re so young they don’t know how to fuck. Brian said 18 year old girls with 2 scenes under their belts are asking for $1100 for b-g’s. Weiss said he called September Dawn’s agency and asked for a price on one of those girls. He was told $1500 for b-g. “I’m like what is she on fucking crack?”

“Fuckin’ hookers,” muttered Fayner. Brian said Fayner used to do pretty good with the girls.

“Not any more,” said Fayner. “I hate ’em all.” Fayner remembered getting a blowjob from Nadia Nyce the day after she got out of jail and she got a bloody nose from it. “She got it all over somebody’s couch and I left.” Apparently Nyce struck her nose on Fayner’s pelvis.

Brian wound up apologizing for the evening. But he should have given his audience advance warning.