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The Rex Ryan award sponsored by Desenex goes to Michael Robert Wyatt.
According to police reports, Mike was arrested on misdemeanor harassment charges this week after two women picked him out of a photo lineup.
Apparently earlier this month while out shopping, Mike approached the women and asked if he could suck their toes. Surprisingly, the women took offense and notified police.
He was being held Monday in Faulkner County jail on $1,290 bond.
Unfortunately, this isn’t the first incident involving Mike’s affection towards the fairer sexes feet. He was convicted of felony terrorist threatening in 1992 when he threatened to cut off another woman’s feet and suck her toes while she bled to death. He spent over a year in jail for that little indiscretion.
Hey, Mike, feel free to suck on your trophy, you psychopath.
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The Future Winner of the Eliot Spitzer award for Entrapment goes to 17-year-old jail bait, Angie Varona.
Three years ago, when she was 14, Angie took some photos for her boyfriend and stored them in a private Photobucket account. The account was hacked and the photos leaked. Pictures of 14-year-old Angie posing provocatively in a bikini and lingerie were thrown all over the internet, showing up on message boards like Reddit and 4chan, and posted on porn sites. She and her father notified the FBI and tried to scrub the pics.
“I spent the whole summer trying to take down all the pictures, but it was virtually impossible to track down who hacked me,” she told thestatus.org recently. “I felt like crap knowing my life was going down the drain.”
“They’re not even getting my pictures from Photobucket anymore,” Varona told The Status. “They’re getting them through my Facebooks. I can’t even have my real name. I’ve had like six Facebooks now.”
Riiiiiiiight….In my attempt to investigate [cough] this story, I Googled images of this sweet young lass and I stopped counting after finding no less than 4 pages of photos of this broad in various forms of undress.
For a 14-year-old, she had a rack on her that any porn star would be envious of.
Angie is either a complete fraud or she had luckiest boyfriend on planet, providing him with 100s of risqué photos for his masturbatory pleasure. I’m guessing fraud.
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The Seka Mathematical Institute Award winner is “porn star,” Tony Marcu.
This idiot filed a $100 million lawsuit against the Canadian government alleging their negligence ruined his chances of becoming a millionaire adult film actor and producer in his native Romania.
To make a long boring story short, Tony claims he planned to open an “e-commerce-based company that imports sex health products from Canada, sex toys and ice wine, along with the production of adult films, sales and erotic massage services.”
He claims that his business plan projects a $34 million a month business. When questioned about his fanciful projections, Tony insisted that porn work was a gold mine.
Okay, Tony, check the batteries in your calculator and enjoy your trophy, genius.
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The Media Whore award goes to Ashton Kutcher’s latest migraine headache, Sara Leal.
This gold digger is preparing to tell the story of how she hooked up with “Two and a Half Men” star at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego last Friday.
A source told the www.nypost.com , “Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000, but the offers haven’t been as high. What she really wants is to get a payoff from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton’s team.”
For that kind of money, someone really thinks highly of her own cock sucking abilities, doesn’t she?
Note to Ashton: The next time you pick up a loudmouthed barfly: tell her your name is Rob Lowe…it works for me anyway.
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The Media Whore Emeritus award goes to Papa Smurf.
Never one to pass up on an opportunity to see his name in the press, soon after the Ashton Kutcher/Sara Leal story broke, the little guy contacted his usual Hollywood media hacks to chum the waters claiming Vivid would be interested in putting Leal in a porn flick.
“It all starts with a conversation, and we would certainly be interested in talking to Sara Leal and learning about her experience to see where we might go from there,” Papa Smurf told www.hollywoodlife.com .
I’ll give the little guy credit: he is one of this industry’s best self-promoters…next to me, of course.
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The Baby Tiger award goes to Ashton Kutcher.
I like Ashton Kutcher. He’s a Chicago Bears fan. I’m a Chicago Bears fan. Like the Bears offense this year, Ashton has done some stupid things I can’t figure out.
Tiger Woods had as his wife, Elin Nordegren, a hot looking Nordic blonde. Yet for some reason Tiger tossed it all away by being compelled to bang second rate porn stars the likes of Joslyn James. That has only cost Tiger over $100 million, his reputation and he hasn’t been able to swing a golf club worth a damn since.
Not near the total number of skanks Tiger achieved, put just as damning, we now have Ashton Kutcher.
Only two broads have stepped forward so far but it appears Ashton’s marriage to Demi Moore is over. Why settle for hamburger when you have prime filet at home, I’ll never figure it out.
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> Tera Patrick Did It Long Before Charley Chase, Mariah Milano and the LAFD Incident – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50887
> Ron Jeremy Offers Rum and a Lap Dance – From RJ? Uh, I’ll pass.
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> Porn sites targeting your Facebook timeline –
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> Ethics Investigation Being Called for: Supreme Court Justice Has a Lot of ‘Splainin’ to Do – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50876
> Michael Lucas: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell about HIV status – When it comes to HIV, the baseline rules should be simple: Don’t ask. Don’t tell. Stay smart. And enjoy the hell out of each other.
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> Saturday Night: Strand Theatre in Kansas City Pays Homage to 70’s Adult Films – No one younger than 18 can be admitted into the theater because of what’s in its inventory, Sackin said, “So we’ll be checking IDs at the door.”
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> Adult Club’s Challenge to Zoning Rules Fails; Their Argument? Strip Club is a “Beneficial Social Activity” – The complaint adds, “Plaintiff further seeks to serve alcoholic beverages to the patrons who take part in this expressive communication.”
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> Naked Marilyn Monroe, Joe DiMaggio Monroe $500,000 Wedding Ring Auction – A nude painting of Marilyn by artist Earl Moran, done in 1948-49, is expected to bring from $70,000 to $90,000.
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> Male Stripper Found Not Guilty of Sex Assault – The woman’s friendly behavior towards Antonelli after the alleged rape undermined her credibility, said Himel.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Gets 13 Months For Making Teen’s Year – She is also to have no unsupervised contact with children, not to live within 1,000 feet of a school or daycare center and not work or volunteer where children congregate.
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> Arrested in Los Angeles: Entertainer Cecilio “Uncle K” Rodriguez accused of sex crimes against 2 girls in the ’90s – Both of the female accusers are now under 28 years old, according to court documents.
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> Sexts from Hollywood: Working it in the digital age – This form of digital intimacy has become the newest trend in spicing up one’s relationship.
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> Man to Plead Guilty to ‘Penis Pump’ Medicare Fraud – Prosecutors say Winner billed Medicare an average of $284 for each item, claiming they were used to treat erectile dysfunction.
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> Holly Madison insures breasts for $1 million – “That’s a decision I made on my part. I wanted boobs to match the booty,” she said.
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> Obviously No One Learned from the John T. Bone Case: Police raid amateur sex video operation – All nine suspects have been charged with distributing pornographic material, and the two Thai men – Kittisak Saetang and Issara Rakwiset – additionally with drug use, after their urine tests proved positive.
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> YouPorn tallies searches, and the results are in: “Amateurs”, “Backroom Casting Couch” Most Popular Searches – “The uptake in popularity of amateur pornography has changed the way the industry works as a whole,” says Jude Mahoney, the marketing manager at YouPorn.
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> Jackie Kennedy’s half-brother jailed again in Oregon for probation violation in sex case – He pleaded guilty in August 2010 to encouraging child sexual abuse for having computer images of naked boys.
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> The Economist: Big changes are afoot in the global adult entertainment business –
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> Florida Sheriff Nick Navarro Who Arrested 2 Live Crew on Obscenity Charges Dies – 2 Live Crew was acquitted of the charges after their arrest in 1990.
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> Sara Leal Now Claiming She Had Sex With Ashton Kutcher on His Wedding Anniversary – Kutcher’s lawyer Marty Singer, and a manager who reps both stars, refused to comment.
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> Police: Stripper Bus At Detroit Lions Game May Be Illegal – Police began investigating after a local TV station, WDIV-TV, broadcast a story about the bus Tuesday.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Accused of Sending ‘Inappropriate’ Photos to Lucky Student – Kelly K. Miller, 32, was charged with misdemeanor sexual exploitation of a child, according to Aurora police. She was released on $1,000 bail Tuesday.
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> Vivid Offers Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress Sara Leal a Sex Tape Deal –
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> Update on Bang Bros’ Chicken Man Raul Armenteros; “gifted actor” allowed to work while on house arrest – “What if he was an AC repair guy who was on call? You don’t know when that call is going to come.”
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> Now a Politician, Another Former Porn Star is Outted – Zoltan Kabai (aka Zoltan Cowboy-pictured) starred in 84 porn films between 1992 and 2009.
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> Extradition in Place for Lupe Fuentes’ Ex Husband – The Spanish native is wanted in Colombia for allegedly using underage teenage girls in porn films he made in Medellin.
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> Steve Crow Stripped of His Erotica Lifestyles Expo: Due to Public Opinion and Lack of Interest – “It’s taken us several years to move him out legally and we’ve forgone a bit of income to do that,” he said.
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> The Jesse Jane Press Release Announcing Her Re-Signing Reads Kinda Creepy –
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> In $100M Lawsuit, Man claims RCMP Ruined his Chances of Becoming a Porn Star – “Then along with your application form filled out and a $25 money order fee payable to the Receiver General, you mail them to RCMP headquarters in Ottawa.”
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> Fake Miley Cyrus Sex Tape Web Site Causes Users to Be Hacked; Malware & Virus Alerts – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=50818
> University of Texas Fraternity Accused of Live Sex Shows, Hazing – Soncia Reagins-Lilly , UT dean of students, said the university is investigating allegations of hazing at Kappa Alpha.
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> Not So Hot to Trot Teach Charged With Sexual Assault: Lured Unsuspecting Student With Fake Texts – Detectives are interviewing school employees and others to rule out the possibility of any additional victims.
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> Adult business execs plead guilty to filing false tax returns – “Macias received income from UMM that he did not report on his federal income tax returns,” she added. The estimated lost tax revenue totaled about $33,000.
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> Kim Kardashian voted “Most Annoying Celebrity of 2011″ –
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> Cicciolina Plans to Set Up a New Party; Italy’s Just Fine with the 45 Corrupt Old Ones – “I would go among the people to listen to their problems,” she said.
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> She-Male Porn Pics Become an Election Issue – “I want people to know I don’t deal with pornographic stuff on my phone… That is wrong… This is a county phone… And I would never,” he said.
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> Update: Florida Hot To Trot Teach Fired After Racy Videos Surface – “She was very passionate about her job she went out of her way to make the kids feel good and want to push forward,” Shelia Spriggs said.
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> Google “Jailbait”: 14 Year-Old Becomes Unwilling Internet Pin-Up – Young girls who try to be famous are cut down in a rage of vicious comments and death threats.
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At Least He Asked: Ark. man accused of asking to suck women’s toes – He was being held Monday in Faulkner County jail on $1,290 bond.
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> Former employee: defendant was stakeholder in Elite escort service – She said about 90 percent of her client visits ended up being “therapy sessions.”
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> Stripper Arrested For Clocking Boyfriend with Shoe During Fight – Cantrell was charged with criminal domestic violence.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Arrested For Giving A Little Extra Tutoring to 3 Students – Preston’s sex acts were allegedly committed between September and December of last year.
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> Argument over porn ended not in hugs and kisses but rather with a golf club and beating – The 24-year-old woman appeared to be teed off and said she was leaving and not coming back.
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> Will Internet Services Be Suspended in Piracy Beefs? – To the die-hard file-sharer, the fact Digital Rights Corp (DRC) have asked for just $10.00 will probably carry some comedy value.
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> Kitchen Appliances Win the Day: Legal Battle Over Adult-Oriented Store Very Intimate Pleasures Ends – “Any time we can have a vacant building occupied, especially by a business like Chefs’, I am extremely pleased,” Salina said.
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> Police Search for Man Who Robbed Adult World Bookstore – Troopers say a man wearing a nylon stocking over his face demanded the cashier open the cash drawer.
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> MILF Teach Gets House Arrest for Sex with Student – She will not be placed on the sex offender registry because she has no previous offenses.
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> X Factor Contestant Revealed as Internet Porn Performer – But he has denied making the porn video and refused to comment.
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