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Sean Looks at The Week of 09/25/2011: Ashton Kutcher Wins the Baby Tiger award

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The Rex Ryan award sponsored by Desenex goes to Michael Robert Wyatt.

According to police reports, Mike was arrested on misdemeanor harassment charges this week after two women picked him out of a photo lineup.

Apparently earlier this month while out shopping, Mike approached the women and asked if he could suck their toes. Surprisingly, the women took offense and notified police.

He was being held Monday in Faulkner County jail on $1,290 bond.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the first incident involving Mike’s affection towards the fairer sexes feet. He was convicted of felony terrorist threatening in 1992 when he threatened to cut off another woman’s feet and suck her toes while she bled to death. He spent over a year in jail for that little indiscretion.

Hey, Mike, feel free to suck on your trophy, you psychopath.

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The Future Winner of the Eliot Spitzer award for Entrapment goes to 17-year-old jail bait, Angie Varona.

Three years ago, when she was 14, Angie took some photos for her boyfriend and stored them in a private Photobucket account. The account was hacked and the photos leaked. Pictures of 14-year-old Angie posing provocatively in a bikini and lingerie were thrown all over the internet, showing up on message boards like Reddit and 4chan, and posted on porn sites. She and her father notified the FBI and tried to scrub the pics.

“I spent the whole summer trying to take down all the pictures, but it was virtually impossible to track down who hacked me,” she told thestatus.org recently. “I felt like crap knowing my life was going down the drain.”

“They’re not even getting my pictures from Photobucket anymore,” Varona told The Status. “They’re getting them through my Facebooks. I can’t even have my real name. I’ve had like six Facebooks now.”

Riiiiiiiight….In my attempt to investigate [cough] this story, I Googled images of this sweet young lass and I stopped counting after finding no less than 4 pages of photos of this broad in various forms of undress.

For a 14-year-old, she had a rack on her that any porn star would be envious of.

Angie is either a complete fraud or she had luckiest boyfriend on planet, providing him with 100s of risqué photos for his masturbatory pleasure. I’m guessing fraud.

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The Seka Mathematical Institute Award winner is “porn star,” Tony Marcu.

This idiot filed a $100 million lawsuit against the Canadian government alleging their negligence ruined his chances of becoming a millionaire adult film actor and producer in his native Romania.

To make a long boring story short, Tony claims he planned to open an “e-commerce-based company that imports sex health products from Canada, sex toys and ice wine, along with the production of adult films, sales and erotic massage services.”

He claims that his business plan projects a $34 million a month business. When questioned about his fanciful projections, Tony insisted that porn work was a gold mine.

Okay, Tony, check the batteries in your calculator and enjoy your trophy, genius.

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The Media Whore award goes to Ashton Kutcher’s latest migraine headache, Sara Leal.

This gold digger is preparing to tell the story of how she hooked up with “Two and a Half Men” star at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego last Friday.

A source told the www.nypost.com , “Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000, but the offers haven’t been as high. What she really wants is to get a payoff from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton’s team.”

For that kind of money, someone really thinks highly of her own cock sucking abilities, doesn’t she?

Note to Ashton: The next time you pick up a loudmouthed barfly: tell her your name is Rob Lowe…it works for me anyway.

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The Media Whore Emeritus award goes to Papa Smurf.

Never one to pass up on an opportunity to see his name in the press, soon after the Ashton Kutcher/Sara Leal story broke, the little guy contacted his usual Hollywood media hacks to chum the waters claiming Vivid would be interested in putting Leal in a porn flick.

“It all starts with a conversation, and we would certainly be interested in talking to Sara Leal and learning about her experience to see where we might go from there,” Papa Smurf told www.hollywoodlife.com .

I’ll give the little guy credit: he is one of this industry’s best self-promoters…next to me, of course.

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The Baby Tiger award goes to Ashton Kutcher.

I like Ashton Kutcher. He’s a Chicago Bears fan. I’m a Chicago Bears fan. Like the Bears offense this year, Ashton has done some stupid things I can’t figure out.

Tiger Woods had as his wife, Elin Nordegren, a hot looking Nordic blonde. Yet for some reason Tiger tossed it all away by being compelled to bang second rate porn stars the likes of Joslyn James. That has only cost Tiger over $100 million, his reputation and he hasn’t been able to swing a golf club worth a damn since.

Not near the total number of skanks Tiger achieved, put just as damning, we now have Ashton Kutcher.

Only two broads have stepped forward so far but it appears Ashton’s marriage to Demi Moore is over. Why settle for hamburger when you have prime filet at home, I’ll never figure it out.

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> Sara Leal Now Claiming She Had Sex With Ashton Kutcher on His Wedding Anniversary – Kutcher’s lawyer Marty Singer, and a manager who reps both stars, refused to comment.

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> Hot to Trot Teach Accused of Sending ‘Inappropriate’ Photos to Lucky Student – Kelly K. Miller, 32, was charged with misdemeanor sexual exploitation of a child, according to Aurora police. She was released on $1,000 bail Tuesday.

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