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Sean Looks at The Week of 4/12/09 in Review; Susan Boyle Offer Wins Media Whore of the Week Award

Sean from www.pornlegends.com writes: You want straight, no nonsense journalism, you stick with Adultfyi.com.

I was shocked and saddened to read about the death of Marilyn Chambers this week. I managed Marilyn’s fan club for about five years in the mid to late 1990s. Since that time we would correspond via email now and again just to touch base on various matters. She was a very smart businesswomen and I was fortunate enough to learn a lot about this industry from her. She was always very kind and fair to me. She will be missed.

Dope of the Week Winner is Gary Coleman. When I first read the story that Coleman was playing a midget porn-mogul I figured somebody in Hollywood had finally decided to make Steve Hirsch’s life story.

Coleman receives this week’s award because he claims his “demeaning” new movie role is putting a strain on his marriage. Half-pint is pissed at his manager for getting him the role and threatened to kick his agent’s ass. Pee Wee says the only reason he took the job was because he needed the cash.

I guess this sawed-off little dope doesn’t realize the manager is doing what managers do: find their clients work. Hey, Dope, you could have always said “no.” www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34135

This week’s Adam & Eve Media Whore Award winner is Kick Ass Pictures. Using Vivid’s failed attempt to lure Octomom into the porn industry as a business model, Kick Ass issued a press release saying they are offering Susan Boyle, [pictured] a 47 year old virgin songstress from Britain, $1 million to appear in a porno. Not only that, Kick Ass also set up a web site in which they are asking fans to vote on such things as the title of the flick and who should be her co-star.

The probability that this Magilla Gorilla look-alike will take their offer is next to nil, but Kick Ass shouldn’t care. They are getting exactly what they want: a ton of free press. And that’s what makes them media whores. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34273

Gene: Sean’s being kind with his Boyle comparisons. I’m thinking Newt Gingrich in drag is more like it.

This week’s Norman Einstein Award winner is writer Carol Forsloff and www.digitaljournal.com/article/271047.

Forsloff wrote an article this week regarding the death of Marilyn Chambers. Describing Marilyn as “the last of the big three porn stars,” the other two she mentioned being Linda Lovelace and John Holmes.

Forsolff described Marilyn as dying “relatively young and with problems,” and that “investigators are still determining the cause [of death], according to conflicting reports.” This idiot doesn’t explain what “problems” Marilyn may have had nor does she explain the “conflicting reports.” That is nothing more that cloche and dagger mystery bullshit because, after all, Marilyn was a porn star and you know what happens to them.

Forsolff continues with a history lesson for her readers in which she extols her knowledge of the film Deep Throat. She says that Linda Lovelace was the star of the movie. She got that right. But then she goes off the track by saying her co-star was none other than John Holmes. If fact, she also claims that Deep Throat was John Holmes first film. I’m sure Harry Reems would be surprised to find out that information and not only was Holmes not in the movie; he actually started appearing in loops back in the late 1960s.

Hey, Einstein, the next time you want to write a backhanded Rush Limbaugh/Sean Hannity Right-wing type article slamming the adult film industry get your fucking facts straight. Piece of shit motherfucker…
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Creep of the Week winner is German pop singer Nadja Benaissa. Nadja is the hottest looking Creep I can remember. In fact, before I read the story, she garnered a 7.5 on my fuck scale.

It appears at least three men over the course of time had sex with Nadja and by looking at her picture, who could blame those guys. Unfortunately for them, it appears Nadja neglected to provide one little bit of information about herself: She is HIV positive.

One man has tested positive for HIV and Nadja is currently under arrest facing up to ten years in prison for “grievous bodily harm.” Way to go, you creep. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34267

Belated Birthdays – Jana Cova 04/13, Veronica Zemanova 04/14, Susana Spears 04/14, Amy Ried 04/15, Samantha Fox 04/15, Sarah Young 04/15, Seka 04/15,

> Former Miss Oklahoma Suing Ten’s Strip Club Over Appropriation of Image – … she has “consistently declined” offers to pose nude, in lingerie or in any “sexually provocative” manner so as to protect her whole some image.

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Sean’s Former Miss OK Fuck Scale: 6.5

> Two Adult Stores Down, Two to Go in Wilmington, North Carolina; Adam & Eve Next? – …Adam & Eve [also on Market St.] which is also right across the street from a church.”

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> Marilyn Chambers, the first crossover adult star? – By starring in Rabid, Chambers effectively blazed a trail, one that, as it turned out, went cold fairly quickly.

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> Adult World Superstores trial to begin May 11 in SFC; Lou Sirkin Representing Them – “We have made cases in the past against the clerks and the manager out there, and for the last year we’ve been investigating the gentlemen who own those businesses,” said Long.

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> Strippers aren’t recession-proof, owner of Deja Vu says; Rick’s Stock Down from $26.74 to $5.41 – “You have to provide quality. No one complains that Disneyland is too expensive.”

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> Lion’s Den Superstore challenges Kansas sign law – The Kansas statute prohibits signs or other outdoor advertising for any sexually-oriented business within one mile of a state highway.

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> The Judge’s Decision: Bree Olson will be on Stern and Opie & Anthony – To put it mildly, Carlesi calls it a “clusterfuck booking” that resulted in the breakdown.

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> Jenna Haze First-Ever Triple Crown Winner – “I’m so proud, so stunned, I hardly know what to say,” Jenna said after the show.

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> Virgin Uggo Offered $1M to Star in Porn Movie; Internet Singing Sensation to Lose It on Film? – “Assuming Ms. Boyle accepts the offer, the plan is to fly her out to Los Angeles…”

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Gene: We humbly offer our suggested porn title which would be Boyle in Oil.

> Jenna Haze Talks Anout Her Appearance in Crank 2

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> German Pop Star Arrested For Possibly Giving Sex Partner HIV – In Germany, the law says that anyone convicted of knowingly infecting a person with HIV faces a prison sentence of between six months and 10 years for “grievous bodily harm.”

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Sean: If this happens in Porn Valley, you’re just told to move to Miami.

> Police Hunt The Craigslist Killer; Three Happy Ending Artists in One Week – “It tells us this is a guy who’s not new at this, that he has been involved in other robberies, perhaps other sex crimes, perhaps other murders,”…

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> Pirate Bay Owners Can’t and Won’t Pay $3.6M – He held up a hand-scribbled “I owe U” note to the camera.

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Sean: Somebody should knock the taste out of that little jerk’s mouth.

> President of the Songwriters’ Guild of America: Pirate Bay Turned Internet into a Cyber Somalia – What everybody who steals music should realize is that e-looting is not a victimless crime.

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> Sunset Thomas and Bree Olson on Opie & Anthony April 21st – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34259

Sean: That should be some really stimulating radio.

> The Pirate Bay verdict: guilty, with jail time – “By providing a site with, as the district court found, sophisticated search functions, easy upload and storage, and a website linked to the tracker,” the defendants were guilty of assistant copyright…”

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> Jenna Haze Female Performer of the Year; James Deen Male Performer of the Year at XRCO – The winners for the 25th annual X-Rated Critics Organization Awards were announced on Thursday night…

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> Conversations with Eric John; On the Zen of Kramer – John’s an MIT graduate with an aero-astro degree and a music minor.

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> This Blog Says The Girlfriend Experience trailer’s From Dullsville – Just a few days ago, the film’s star, Sasha Grey, was being compared to the late Melanie Chambers in obits for and tributes to the latter actress.

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Sean: Ah, yes, the great Melanie Chambers: starred in such classics as Behind the Iron Curtain.

> “Whoever Put Up The Money…for the Seinfeld Porn Parody…Should Be Locked Up” – This TV specialty porn thing is getting weird….

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> No relation to Desi Foxx, Robyn Foxx Wins Miss Nude International 2009 – Robyn Foxx performed her Phantom of the Opera show complete with pyrotechnics, pipe organ and a waterfall…

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Sean’s Miss Nude International 2009 Fuck Scale: 10…marriage proposal to follow

> Like Nixon, You Won’t Have Desi Foxx To Kick Around Any More – And yes, Elli and I have always had goals . . something the porn industry doesn’t like girls to have.

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> Charles Teitel dies at 93; theater operator fought censors as he brought foreign art films to Chicago…

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> New Sensations Announces Seinfeld- A XXX parody Cast – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34240

> LA Times Calls Out Hypocrite Pam Anderson for Gentlemen’s Club Steakhouse Promotion – We can’t wait to see the PETA press release kicking Pam off the animal rights bandwagon.

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> Dumbass Internet Article Claims Linda Lovelace Worked with John Holmes in Deep Throat -The last of the big three porn stars, made famous or infamous depending on your view, just died.

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> Spearmint Rhino Donates to Burned Entertainer Roberta Busby – “Regardless of the fact it did not happen at a Spearmint Rhino club, we are all part of the same family…”

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> Texas prof. decries porn’s permeating effect – “It doesn’t take a lot of advanced analysis” to conclude that “porn is a relentlessly misogynistic and overtly racist genre,” Jensen urged…

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> Cheerleading Coach In Hottest Nude Photo Scandal Ever – According to the local media, Christine has been fired from her coaching job…

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Sean’s Fired Cheerleading Coach Fuck Scale: 9.254

> Watch Not the Cosby Show XXX Trailer on YouTube – Fans can get a funny first glance at what might become the greatest interracial adult comedy ever by visiting…

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Sean: The clip was very good. I can say that because I actually watched it.

> Ex-Porn Star Running for Mayor in Croat Town – She says she will fight for gender equality and environment protection in the south Croatian town.

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> Michael Lucas: Industry Adulation of Brent Corrigan’s Underage Performances “Revolting” – “I don’t speak out against Brent Corrigan, I speak out against the industry’s desire to hire performers who have performed underage…”

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Sean: If I recall, Lucas attempted to hired this little twink for one of his own moves. Very interesting.

> FL teens charged with making porn video – The teens, seven boys and three girls age 13 to 19, face charges of sexual performance by a child, a second-degree felony.

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Sean: That’s a bigger production crew than you’ll find in Porn Valley these days.

> Wednesday Story of the Day Replay: AVN Lawsuit Vs. XBiz Alleges Conspiracy and Sabotage – The suit also contends that both Sazzman and XBiz elected to ignore AVN’s warnings, not to mention its legal rights.

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Sean: Its fun to watch two turds battle it out.

> Adult Industry Attorney Touting His site as the Go to One For Info –

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> AVN’s Lawsuit a matter of What Goes Around Comes Around – In September, 2004, then AVN advertising manager Jennifer Rosenblatt sued AVN for the following:…

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> Devil’s Film Sales promotion to benefit Marilyn Chambers’ Daughter – “Marilyn is a beloved icon in this industry and was a friend to many,”…

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Sean: OUCH! It really hurts when you bite your tongue.

> Pam Anderson, Audrina Patridge and Samantha Ronson Open NYC Strip Club Steakhouse – Hollywood hotties have been booked to launch a new Gentleman’s Club entitled “Sapphire New York” on April 27th…

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> Marilyn Chambers Autopsy Completed; Porn queen’s cause of death still to be determined – “She probably died of natural causes,”…

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> “Fallen Five” Will Be Remembered During XRCO’s 25th – “But with the tragic passing of Marilyn Chambers a few days ago, plus the fact that four other XRCO Hall of Fame members…

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> Hot to Trot Teach Affair Ends in Love Triangle Stabbing Death – Sixto Balbueao, 20, was charged with second-degree murder after he allegedly stabbed his 48-year-old girlfriend’s teenage lover.

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Sean: She isn’t that hot.

> Pig Farmer’s Wife Goes to Trial for Murder – Now let us explain what this is all about…

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> Michael Leahy: “no surprise” that college campuses are promoting hard-core porn – “The porn industry is trying a new approach by taking their same old, tired product and packaging…”

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> Tuesday Story of the Day Replay: The Time Marilyn Chambers Was on KSEX – “Those were the hippie days. But looking around me, nothing’s changed.”

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> Jerry Butler in Town for XRCO Show – Butler is still working out and says he’s gotten bigger but his dick has gotten smaller.

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Sean: I understand the roids tend to shrink a guy’s nuts. I haven’t seen any studies about cock shrinkage.

> In a Total Desperation Play, AVN Sues XBiz – “Clearly AVN is trying to tarnish XBIZ’s reputation to stem the tide of its diminishing market share,” XBIZ counsel said.

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Gene: Let’s see if AVN can make the non-compete thing stick in the state of California.

> Jack Lawrence becoming the King of Parody? – Jack Lawrence has appeared in at least 10 adult parodies and counting.

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> Mercedes Ashley Wants to Resell a Flash Site she Built for a Lawyer Who Screwed Her for the $$$ – I trusted him due to the fact of him being an attorney. I guess I was wrong.

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> One Columnist Remembers Marilyn Chambers – When we met, she thanked me for not forcing her to be naked, a promotional stunt I suspected…

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> On the Set of Seinfeld A XXX Parody – “For the first of hopefully a long line of these, we want to bring back well known characters from the TV show,” Myers is saying.

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> Sunset Thomas joins Dog House Boxing – “I love boxing—and I’ve been involved with it for years,”

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Sean: I never saw her wrestle, but I have seen her box.

> Business for Hungary’s adult film industry is Also in the Toiletski – “Filming is beginning to slowly move to Eastern European countries where girls are willing to do the work for less money.”

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> Ron Jeremy on Marilyn Chambers: “She was really a Nice Girl” – “What’s strange is that she was at a stage where she was totally happy and totally content with her life.”

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> “Pornography is what the end of the world looks like,” says Prof – Jensen said that pornography becomes increasingly violent, racially charged, and degrading towards women…

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Sean: I think Professor Flakey needs to chill.

> College Student porn industry can’t keep it up: Why sex didn’t sell to students – “I don’t think there’s much of a future for it,” she said. “I think a magazine like that can’t keep up with the porn market. It was too tame.”

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> The SF Chronicle on the Late Marilyn Chambers – Ten years ago, San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown proclaimed a “Marilyn Chambers Day,” praising the porn queen…

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> More on the Late Marilyn Chambers – Chambers and fellow actresses Linda Lovelace and Georgina Spelvin shot to fame at a time in the early 1970s when both American social mores and the quality of hard-core sex films were changing.

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> Win A Date With Regan Reese – All you have to do is go iViewSex.com and download her scene for $1.69 and you will automatically be entered into the contest.

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> Francis Koenig: Your Last Chance to Own a Piece of iPorn – We will certainly not require any further funding if our traffic continues to grow the way it has over the past few months.

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Sean: One last chance to flush your money down the toilet.

> Strip-club operator VCG Holding posts $35M loss in Q4 – “We are pleased with our performance for the fourth quarter and full year…”

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> Marilyn Chambers, Legendary Adult Actress, Dead At 57 – She was found dead Sunday in the mobile home where she had been living for the past several months.

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Sean: The greatest actress in the history of the industry.

> Eagles Hank Baskett Helping Kendra Wilkinson Find God; Someone Help Him Find a Football – “Hank makes her pray before meals now. His family is so religious…”

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Sean: If Andy Reid is invited to the wedding, they’re going to need a bigger cake.

> World Modeling Slashes Fees to Zero To Help “Stimulate” California/US Economy – By waiving the agency’s usual 10% commission…

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> BBW Raped, beaten, addicted to crack, threatened w/ a Machete, Nearly Killed by Bugs..Other Than That – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34143

Sean: This chick’s life sounds like a Monty Python movie.

> Playboy is Kiddie Porn Says This Wacko Doc – “Playboy was the first mainstream magazine to popularize illicit drug use and rape – even the rape of children and virgins – by college men.

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Sean: I’ve read some pretty stupid porn reports and this is in the top two.

> Conversations with Sammi Ross – “It’s the same fame and glamour- like Hollywood only with less clothes and more open, with freedom…”

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> Urban X Awards Now Scheduled for July 26th; Movie Submissions Extended to April 21 – Urban X Awards is looking for sponsors to be apart of this year’s
show…

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> Gary Coleman’s Marriage in trouble Because He Plays a Porn Exec? – Coleman blames his demeaning new movie role as a ‘midget’ porn-mogul …

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Sean: I wondered when they were going to make a movie about Steve Hirsch’s life story.

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