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The Star Is Porn award [apparently] goes to Octomom.
After declaring bankruptcy earlier this week, Octo-Duck announced that she would now consider doing a little porn to cover here bills. Then the following day she denied those reports.
Finally, Friday, a story broke that Octo-Duck actually shot a solo-masturbation for a yet un-named Internet porn site. However, on Wednesday a story broke that she signed a contract with Vivid for $100,000 to shoot a film ‘this summer.’
Sorry, this doesn’t add up. Evan as whacky as Papa Smurf appears at times, I don’t suspect he’d drop $100k for a solo scene. He also wouldn’t let the opportunity go by to hype Octo-Duck’s first day of shooting. I’m starting to smell a publicity seeking rat.
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The Charlie Sheen award goes to Secret Service agent Arthur Huntington.
A quote attributed to Charlie Sheen goes something like this: “You don’t pay an escort to show up; you pay the escort to leave.” And I’d also like to add the caviat: You also pay the escort to keep her big mouth shut.
Art failed in paying Dania Suarez the negotiated price of $800 for an evening of ‘companionship.’ Instead, he decided to shell out a paltry $28.
The end result? Art no longer works for the Secret Service and Suarez is now demanding $400,000 to flap her gums about the whole ordeal.
Priceless.
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The Pamela Peaks award co-sponsored by Coppertone and Hawaiian Tan goes to crackpot tanorexic Mother of the Year, Patricia Krentcil.
This idiot from Nutley NJ was charged with second-degree child endangerment after authorities discovered serious burns on her 5 year old daughter from being placed in a tanning bed.
The leather-faced fool declared: “I’m a wonderful mother.”
Yeah, sure, I know several wonderful mothers that want to turn their kids into rotisserie chickens.
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The first Quote of the Week goes to the guy in the gold-plated wheelchair, your friend and mine, Larry Flynt.
Hustler won a court battle this week involving the magazine’s publishing photos of Nancy Benoit, the murdered wife of wrestler Chris Benoit.
When asked for a comment, Uncle Larry said, “Free speech is not free; you still have to pay the lawyers.”
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The other Quote of the Week goes to the creepy Rev. Nicholas V. Cudemo.
This defrocked priest is on the hot seat for having inappropriate relations with school girls beginning back in the 1960s.
“I’m attracted to young girls and I counsel them,” Cudemo is quoted as saying in a 1977 meeting after he was accused of have sex with a teenage student while he was teaching at Cardinal Dougherty High School in Philadelphia.
But long before he started hitting on young Catholic girls he was to have said to a few of his female relatives: “It’s OK for cousins to be this close.”
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