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Sean Looks at The Week of 5/24/09 in Review; Why is This Woman Our Einstein of the Week?

Sean from www.pornlegends.com writes: You want straight, no nonsense journalism, you stick with Adultfyi.com.

The Dope of the Week Award winner is Brett William Becker. It appears Brett opened a piece of mail addressed to his 84-year-old neighbor by “accident” and discovered it was from the old lady’s bank. The mail had checking and routing numbers enclosed so this dope decided it was party time. Having such information, I would suspect most crooks would purchase big ticket items. Not Brett. No, this dope purchased a subscription to Playboy.com. After an investigation, this dope was arrested on charges of identity theft and scheme to defraud. For joining the Playboy site he should also be charged with being a dumbass.
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This week’s Adam & Eve Media Whore Award winner is Heidi Mayne. Only a media whore would issue a press release about being interviewed by mainstream media [Fox News] and only a dope would include a link so everyone could watch the final version of it.

In part: The interviewer went on to ask Heidi about how she feels about girls entering the business young, how much performers make, how the recession is affecting the industry, and if she has ever considered being under contract. With each question came a confident, honest reply that left little room for interpretation.

Wow, hard hitting questions. Her answers: A lot of girls come into the business every month for the quick cash. She makes between $900 and $2000 a shoot. It appears her answers about the recession and if she ever considered being under contract ended up on the cutting room floor along with her views on piracy because I didn’t hear those answers.

What she fails to mention is that the news story was actually about how porn production in San Diego is going under because of the recession and free online porn. Also interviewed for the story was Dave Cummings who I begrudgingly admit came off rather well when he described porn production in San Diego as the worst he’s seen.

One last shot at the publicity turbo who wrote the press release: “the blonde beauty betrayed both her eloquence and grace.” Betrayed? Next time try the word “conveyed” and buy yourself a dictionary. Although after reading the press release and then watching the interview, “betrayed” may apply.

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This week’s Norman Einstein Award winner is Natalie Dylan. She is the 22-year-old college grad who thought she had hit a big payday when she sold her virginity to an Australian businessman for $3.7 million. Surprise, the Aussie backed out. Undaunted, this Einstein is back to square one by starting the bidding again at $50,000. In the end, Einstein hopes to land a book deal, documentary or possibly a motion picture. Her pimp, Dennis Hof, must really be blowing a special kind of smoke up her ass. Forget about it. Move on to something else, Einstein. The act is over.

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The Creep of the Week winner is Anthony Mark Bianchi. This creep fashions himself a world traveler. He liked to visit exotic locations like Eastern Europe. While there he also likes having sex with under age boys. This week a judge revoked his visa and placed him in the grey bar motel for 25 years after he was convicted on three counts of assaulting three boys and attempting to molest two others in Romania and Moldova. If there is justice, this creep’s asshole will be the size of a basketball hoop when he leaves prison.

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Belated Birthdays – Kylie Ireland 05/26, Monique Alexander 05/26, Anita Blonde 05/27, Julianne James 05/27, Vanessa Blue 05/27, Dakota Rae Patrick 05/29, Echo Valley 05/29, Shauna Grant 05/30

> Cheesecake Factory Creep tried to Sell a 5 Year-old Girl for a Used Car and an Apartment

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Gene: Buying underaged boys or selling underaged girls? Which is worse? This guy may go on to become our Creep of the Year.

> Arrow’s at Mainstream Licensing Show June 2-4 – Licensing International Expo 2009 is a marketplace for the world’s hottest brands and properties…

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> Phil Spector Gets 19 Years to Life – Spector was convicted in April in a retrial after a previous jury deadlocked in 2007.

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Sean: Appears Phil could be a late entry into the Great American Suck Off.

> The Great American Suck Off Races: June 3rd – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35180

Sean: Sounds like a rip off of the 1984 classic Stiff Competition…and that movie starred? Gina Carrera

> Pennsylvania AG: Man propositioned teen for Sex Wearing a Panda Costume – A Corbett spokesman says the boy’s parents alerted authorities after finding sexually graphic messages…

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> The Hotspots of Sin in the US: How do you spell lust? Try M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I – But most experts, including the researchers themselves, advise people not to take the study seriously…

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> Tom Sizemore in More Trouble; And here’s Another Porn Episode He was Involved In – Kelly Moon writes….

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> Back Story of the Terry M. Shoultes Porn Empire Legal Squabble; His Mentor was Harry Mohney –

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> Judge threatens porn king’s son with contempt in Velvet Touch dispute – Although final distributions have been made from the estate…

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> Another Hot-to-Trot Teach Sex Case Breaks; This One Involving a Hefto in New York – There were hundreds of calls and text between her son…

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Sean’s Tubby Teacher Fuck Scale: 2…Fat chicks need loving too, but they gotta pay.

Gene’s Tunny Teacher Fuck Scale: 0…This chick has a face that’s gotta sneak up on a can of Crisco.

> HIV man had Unprotected Sex with as Many as 80 Partners –

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> Man uses 84-year-old neighbor’s account on Playboy.com – Was the victim’s name “Courtney Love?” Keep reading the review, you’ll get the joke.

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> Teens in Documentary Say Oral Sex ‘Not That Big of a Deal’ Get Paid for Sexual Favors – “In fact, they don’t consider it sex. They don’t consider a lot of things sex.”

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Sean: Mommy, it hurts when I pee and this blister on my lip won’t go away.

Gene: Where were these girls when I had disposable income?

> Sex Priest Leaves Catholic Church for Another Religion – “I’ve seen with my own eyes how many brothers of mine serve God as married men…”

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Gene: A bunch of altar boys are breathing sighs of relief.

> Creep Gets 25 years for Taking Romanian Sex Tours to Molest Teenage Boys

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> Courtney Love’s Attorneys Claiming AmEx Lawsuit is BS – “AmEx knows the claim has no merit.”

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> Stripping the Texas Pole Tax – Unless Gov. Rick Perry vetoes the measure, the state will return $11 million…

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> Heidi Mayne Featured on Fox News; See the Interview – the blonde beauty betrayed both her eloquence and grace…

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> Scandal over ‘Dr Sex’ tape – ‘Every time we saw each other, there was no conversation. It was all drugs and sex’…

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> 10 Reasons Free Porn Does Not Threaten the Adult Industry – The internet does not seem to be hurting pornographers’ pocketbooks at all…

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Sean: This person is quoting numbers from 2005 and 2006.

> Branson’s Virgin does not want to buy Playboy – A Playboy spokeswoman declined to comment on the Virgin Group statement.

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Sean: Playboy will soon realize nobody is interested.

> Thousands of DVDs seized in porn bust – Police say the films were either unclassified or they had a classification regarded as illegal…

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> Courtney Love: Am Ex Deadbeat – She has three American Express credit cards and will not pay the balance on any of them…

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Sean: She’s a sex tape away from becoming a full-fledged member of the porn community.

> Adult Industry Responds to Prop. 8 Decision – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35137

Sean: I never realized how pivotal gay marriage was to the porn industry…and after reading this story I still don’t.

> Otto Bauer to Play David Hasselhoff in Porn Spoof – The film is a sequel to Hustler Video’s hit parody ‘Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?’…

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Sean: Looks like they’re attempting to jump the shark.

> Pa. Court Says Just Viewing Child Porn Online is a Crime – In a case involving a Delaware County man, state police testified…

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> Porn Star Moms And Softball, ‘Mommy XXX’ and ‘All Stars’ Coming To Crackle – Single mom Demi Delia raises her 14 year-old daughter — a straight-A student — and her aspiring punk rocker son.

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Sean: Trash T.V. at its finest.

> “Judicial Freedom” – Laws are made by elected representatives who act as “social” judges of
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> How Does Your Top 5 Films Rate Against Sasha Grey’s? We Notice The Big Lebowski Isn’t On Her List –

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Sean: My top 5? Glad you asked… Godfather 1 & 2 …Slap Shot… Jaws…Patton…Caddy Shack

Gene: Gene sez check out Drag Me to Hell

> Where All The Gov’t Leaks Are Coming From: Pissing in an IRS Elevator is a Felony Offense, Apparently –

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Sean: What was the guy pissing, battery acid?

> PopPorn.com reviews The Girlfriend Experience – Read whatever the fuck point their trying to make here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35123

> EdgeXD Consummates the Adult Entertainment Industry’s Marriage to the Internet – EdgeXD memberships start as low as $2.95…

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Sean: One word: free.

> Girl, 15, Danced At Alleged Illegal Strip Club – The Acworth teen told police she had been dancing at the club for almost six months.

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> Malaysian police bust porn-movie supply ring – Police said the pornographic CDs were sold at 8 ringgit (2.20 dollars) each…

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> Kayden Kross Still in Court on Real Estate Fraud Charges – Read the latest news along with an interview Gene had with one of her alleged victims here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35110

Sean: The way the Mouth of the South was talking a few months ago, this was a non-story. Guess again, Bunkie.

> Natalie Dylan Screwed in Virginity Auction – The Aussie welcher backed out on her, as well as his non-refundable $250,000 deposit.

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> Hot to Trot Teacher’s Aide gets 3 to 6; She Stripped for Teens and Had Sex with Them – Swogger was also sentenced to 36 years of probation.

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Sean’s Hot to Trot Teacher’s Aide Fuck Scale: 6.76

> XPT Thread: Do LA porn performers receive Workers’ Comp? – Read the post here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=35102

> Judge issues TRO in Craigslist case against South Carolina – The restraining order shouldn’t be a surprise, given that the law was so clearly on Craigslist’s side.

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> Lawsuit pits ‘love doll’ makers against each other – “These,” Krivicke said, explaining the $4,800 price tag, “are the Ferraris of dolls.”

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Gene: This story on the love doll creepy scale: 9.34

> Illinois Hot to Trot H.S. teacher charged in Gang Member sex case – Espinosa, a married mother of two, told police…

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Sean’s Hot to Trot Teacher Fuck Scale: 1.25

> Hugh Hefner may sell Playboy to Branson? – Virgin Media is tipped to be a potential buyer, though no official interest has been expressed.

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> Ron Jeremy and Michael Leahy Square Off in a Debate – Both panelists agree that the porn industry is changing and that slowly but surely, “the Internet is killing pornography.”

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Gene: Internet porn sales are down by as much as 50%. When are we going to read that truth from the porn is a multi-billion dollar a year business boys?

> Becoming the Same Old Story: Paul Raymond Publications blames net porn competition as it posts loss – The company also said that the cost of DVDs, which are now given away free…

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> Uncle Gene Meets The Master Blaster, Joe Weider –

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> Ex-porn actress still dreams of being mayor – Lidija Sunjerga, however, won only 3.3 percent…

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> Deputy Accused Of Showing Porn To Juvenile Inmates – Robert Kijanka, 39, was arrested last Thursday and charged with introducing contraband into a penal facility…

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