Sgt. Schultz writes me: I see that the Max Hardcore Steam xxx party has been cancelled for tonight. Why do these ridiculous porn party promoters like Louis De Paz- Gus Freelance and Eddie Elite keep having last minute location problems or cancelled events all the time?

Why can’t these guys get their shit together and stop doing stupid business? Even Porno Dan throws a good party from time to time. These idiots are giving real promoters like Brad Thomas, All Media Play and Danny B a bad name even though their parties are always big and fun and packed with chicks as advertised.

My advice to those three amigos Gus, Louis and Eddie is stop throwing parties and go back to whatever you came from. Do you remember that pool party that was supposed to be on the roof of that building at Sunset and Vine but people showed up only to find there was no party to be found? Nice job Louis but now Gus Frelance is cancelling again tonight. Give me a fucking break.

Fucking Max Hardcore can’t even have a fun night before he goes to the slammer. I’m not going to any parties unless they are thrown by Brad, Scott and Jeff at All Media Play Danny B Hew Heffner or Porno Dan.