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Vern Troyer Excellence in Porn award goes to the fine folks at Pornhub.com.
After the surprising news two weeks ago that Papa Smurf was dating Melissa Rivers, Pornhub decided they’d make an offer to these two lovebirds that they have so far refused.
In a letter to Rivers, Pornhub proposed that she and Papa Smurf appear in their own celebrity sex tape.
In calling Melissa “a sexy Jewish American Princess” and Papa Smurf a “Porn King,” Pornhub made a pitch that any JAP could at least admire:
‘We would be willing to offer you a compensation package that could make you well over a million dollars with a generous advance, and 30% of the back end profits, of course this is negotiable.’
Not surprisingly, Melissa has yet to respond to their offer….and the world is better off for that.
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Parasites Lost award goes to seller of the Tupac Shakur sex tape.
After selling the tape to a private collector, the unknown seller claims they decided not to sell the 1991 footage to a big [porn] company ‘out of principle’, claiming the ‘porn fat cats’ were “parasites.”
I’ve spotted the real parasite and it isn’t any ‘porn fat cats.’ It’s this unknown seller of a 20 year old tape of a dead rapper.
I sure would like to know who the seller of that tape is.
Oh, BTW, a rep for the Tupac estate told TMZ it plans to block any future sale of the sex tape. I think I’ve got my first clue.
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The Bonnie and Clyde award goes to Lupe Fuentes and her ex-husband, director Pablo Lapiedra.
Spanish authorities have called for the arrest of Pablo after he skipped the court hearing which would have confirmed his extradition to Colombia.
Lupe is alleged to have recruited girls for Pablo’s productions and is also wanted on charges of child pornography as well for immigration violations in the U.S.
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> After Shopping Mall Catfight, Aspen judge issues warrant for porn star’s arrest – Rathel faces a disorderly conduct charge, but a police officer told Peterson at Wednesday’s court session that he believed she’s now in Florida.
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> Mayor Shot Porn Movies Using Public Funds and Underaged Girls – “I didn’t expect anything like this, but if it is true, and if he has been using public money and doing bad things, then it’s good that the law is going to punish him.”
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> Melissa Petro, Teacher Forced To Resign Over Craigslist Sex Worker Past, Poses Nude In ‘Penthouse’ – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=52197
> Hot to Trot Teach Arrested for Bringing Joy This Holiday Season to Lucy 19 Year Old Student – “(Davis) was very cooperative and very remorseful,” Atkinson said.
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> Court Upholds Firing of Cop Selling Sex Toys From Trunk of Police Car – Selling sex toys to the officers he supervised wasn’t the only mark on his record during his six years of employment at the university.
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> N. Ky. city scrutinizing plans by Jimmy Flynt to open shop selling ‘sexy gifts’ – Flynt says he is being given extra scrutiny because of his famous brother, Hustler magazine founder Larry Flynt.
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> Jay Grdina Has a New marketing Wrinkle –
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> XBIZ Names FSC’s Diane Duke as Woman of the Year – “Diane Duke is what my dad used to call a “stand-up guy,” Mann said.
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> Burning Angel Contract Girl Phoenix Askani Interviewed –
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> Michelle McGee and Porn Chick Emily Parker an Item –
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> Sperm Donor Also a Porn Performer – “One-hundred percent of my sexual energy is devoted to being a sperm donor,” he said in an interview with Gawker.
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> Is Chyna really an escort? She Claims No; She Comments About Evan Stone –
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> Aurora Snow on the Sasha Grey School Controversy –
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> She Takes Pictures of Porn Stars: Stagg Films – A Sit-down with Nouveau Photographer Ellen Stagg – “Everyone I’ve met in the porn industry doesn’t think my work could be porn.”
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> Strippers seek overtime pay, wages in lawsuit against Jaguars Gold Club – “I think over the next five years, as a result of lawsuits like this, you’re going to see a big change. Otherwise I’ll keep suing.”
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> SFFD will Not Allow Strippers to Present Toy Program Donations in Person – “What difference does it make? It’s a legitimate business, and they’re one of our biggest donors.”
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> Business Leaders Upset About Taboo Adult Video Store – “From a retailer’s standpoint, this type of business is an absolute no no.”
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> Arrest warrant issued for Lupe Fuentes’ Ex Husband after he skips extradition hearing – The Spanish director was arrested in March but released in September after posting bail of $135,000.
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> Update: Legendary Philly Sportswriter Bill Conlin Retires As Story About Alleged Sexual Abuse Hits; Niece is One of His Accusers – “I would be shocked if any of that was true,” Hannin said of the allegations.
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> Berth Milton’s future uncertain as fiscal and legal crisis grows – For the time being Eric Johnson, the receiver for Private, will carry out CEO and CFO duties.
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> Four Say Philly Daily News Writer Bill Conlin Sexually Abused Them as Children – “Mr. Conlin is obviously floored by these accusations, which supposedly happened 40 years ago,” Bochetto said.
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> Lawyer Demands Twitter Stop Porn Peddlers From Tweeting Disney Characters and Porn to Children – “If you have an email address, Twitter gives you access to porn.”
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> Shooting Begins as Four More Actors Join Amanda Seyfried In ‘Lovelace’; Hank Azaria Plays Gerard Damiano – Wes Bentley, Sharon Stone and Juno Temple also are in the cast.
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> With his Firing from a Hospital, Ex-Porn Performer Frank Towers Also Learns There’s No Life After Porn – “They want me to go away. First they lied to me now they want to get rid of me.”
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> Hot-to-Trot Teach Asked for God’s Forgiveness After Blowing Her Student – Diaz faces charges of sex with a minor and oral copulation after the alleged liaisons with the teenager from Washington Union High School in Fresno, California.
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> Hot to Trot Teach Gets 3 Years For Spreading Joy to 13 Year Old – “It was a serious lapse in judgment” on her part, Cohen said.
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> Update – Michelle McGee Sex Tape: Tapes Stolen, She’ll Sue Red Light District…Yeah, Sure – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=52147
> Sandra Bullock To File $20 Million Lawsuit Against Jesse James – Bullock’s rep denies any legal action is actually taking place.
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> Online Bad Review sparks Defamation lawsuit – “The day you get served with a defamation suit, whether you’re right or wrong, you just lost $20,000 minimum,” Randazza said.
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> Michelle McGee Sex Tape Coing Out from Red Light District – The Bombshell footage documents two separate sexual encounters: 1. With a tatted-up dude; 2. With a tatted-up woman. Both were filmed in the last year.
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> Audit of Mississippi Mayor’s Expenses Show Liquor, Gay Sex Shop Purchases – The Commercial Appeal reported Friday that Davis has repaid about $96,000.
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> Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy ‘Breaking Sales Records’ –
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> Brian McKnight Slams Alana Evans Who Claimed She Was Raped In His House – “She slept with my son’s fat friend, Chubz and then tried to tell everyone that he raped her – and I was like why are you hanging out with teenagers at my house? She’s 32…is she not having enough fun?”
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> LA Times Editorial Espouses Condoms in Porn –
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> Savannah Gold Dead; Tarot Cards Right Again –
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> Moms Turn to Phone Sex Business for Income – “I look at what I do as a business,” Star, a single mom, told “Good Morning America.” “It happens to deal with sex.”
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> Update: Florida teacher Leah Lust becomes porn star after being fired for bikini pictures – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=52124
> Tupac Sex Tape Sold – Sources told the celebrity news site that the former tape owner decided not to sell the 1991 footage to a big company ‘out of principle’, claiming the ‘porn fat cats’ were “parasites.”
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> Pornhub.com Offers Video Contract to Papa Smurf and Melissa Rivers –
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