Porn Valley- Under ordinary Monday night circumstances, model Shay Lynn sidekicks for James Bartholet on Bartholet’s PrimeTimeUncensored, www.primetimeuncensored.com, show.

But this week Lynn returned with five beauty titles under her belt. In a manner of speaking, though, because Lynn was naked when she won them. Lynn announced that among her victories at the recent Nudes-A-Poppin’ pageant in Roselawn, Indiana, she was named Miss Nude North America. All told, Lynn, who’s not repped by an agency, won five titles.

Lynn saw those titles as a new beginning for her adult career.

“And I’m ready for it,” she confidently told Bartholet.

[Some wheels may already be turning because rumor has it that PTU’s going to be involved in a cross promotion with the club, Howl At the Moon at Universal which would bring together porn stars and Rock n’ Roll stars from the Eighties for a show on Wednesday nights.]

Whichever way that gig goes which would have Lynn involved in some interviewing capacity, Bartholet was convinced that Lynn’s career was ready to skyrocket.

“Things are changing rapidly for her in a big, big, way,” Bartholet told his audience.

To celebrate her victories, Lynn took the PTU couch wearing pretty much a flimsy g-string.

“I love to be nude,” she explained as if that needed explanation. “I love being naked all the time. I skinny dip everywhere I go.” Bartholet had a few swimming pools, including his own, that he could recommend.

Lynn explained some of the competitions and in one event she teamed with a naked guy for some pole work. Bartholet wondered if anyone in the naked audience might have been working their poles to her.

“Not that I could see,” mused Lynn who will also be featured in a 10 page spread for an upcoming issue of Cheri magazine.

Lynn mentioned that she also appears in a Dreamgirls video with another of the Nudes-A-Poppin’ contestants- a Britney Spears lookalike- where they grope one another. It was also mentioned that adult performer Nikki Nine was competing at Nudes-A-Poppin’.

“I love her spirit,” commented Lynn.

Bartholet wondered what her parents thought of all this, and Lynn said her mother was particularly shocked by her success at Roselawn but happy for her.

Among some projects in the works, Lynn said she had one for MTV where she’d appear on an all-girls-dating-girls show.

“And I have a plethora of videos,” she smiled. “I’m trying to sound smart.”

For recreation, Lynn likes to jog and spend time in the outdoors.

“I’m just looking for a good time,” she said.

Asked what advice she’d give to someone new in the business, Lynn said, “You got to love what you do and be happy with it. Don’t put yourself in anything that’s not fun for yourself.”

Lynn also touted a film project titled Skidmarks, claiming that one should not jump to conclusions about underwear.

Lynn said the movie, shot in San Diego, was about two teams of ambulance companies, the mentally handicapped, saving girls on a beach and swinging midgets from a pole.

“What the fuck are you talking about?” laughed Bartholet. “I heard midget flinging was outlawed in San Diego.”

Later in the show, Cleopatra of the Nile, www.cleosoasis.com, who appeared at the Comic convention in San Diego this past weekend, pranked Lynn with a phone call, asking if she could rub mashed potatoes on Shay’s ass.

Coming out from her hiding place, Cleo was saying that there was something like 140,000 fans in attendance and that she was manning a booth along with Betty Rage.

“I’ve never been busier,” she added.