Porn Valley- In baseball it happens every spring. And in lesbian bukkake, where statistics are nearly as vital, it’s bound to happen almost every shoot- the question being, not if but when someone will drop a deuce accidentally.

The suspense factor was eliminated early Tuesday morning at the Van Nuys Studios when Sierra Sinn, first in line, stepped up to the plate and mounted the mouth of Candy Hart, 4-foot something and eighty pounds.

Summoning a clean shot from her bowel tract, Sierra, fully relaxed, cuts lose. But, obviously, not with the results intended. Ironically, Sierra had been wearing a blue “squirt ring” for good luck.

Sierra’s buddy Naudia Nyce is explaining all the wheres and interconnecting whatfors and how shit can come streaming out of your ass when you’re trying, in essence, to squirt.

“It was a rainbow of delights flowing out of my anus,” adds Sierra who’s on the phone with her agency, Silver Star Models, explaining what had just happened. Sierra’s slipped on a TuTu and says she feels better by wearing one.

“Yeah, it was an accident- it wasn’t on purpose,” Sierra’s heard to comment on the phone. I was trying to squirt and he [Jim Powers] said push, push and poop came out.”

Earlier, Sinn is pronouncing the fact that she’s “redeemed.”

“I was on vacation,” she says, meaning I suppose that Sierra terminated her extended stay at the Inn of Forgetfulness.

“I think she just hit a speed bump on her road to redemption,” Johnny Thrust is heard to mutter.

Reports of his alleged lunacy on a Rob Rotten shoot were obviously amusing to Thrust. He feels at least 50% of the story about his behaving like a tormented bukkake artist was the product of someone’s overactive imagination. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22803.

Except Thrust also felt confident that he narrowed the list of suspects who might have ratted the story out. But he did say the reports of him banging his head on a desk were quite accurate, as those of Powers behaving petulantly with Thrust reacting in kind when he brought Powers the wrong Mountain Dew.

“I told Jim he was being a dick,” comments Thrust. “At least you can say that about someone you’ve worked for, for nine years.”

Thrust takes a swig of an innocuous protein shake and claims this has been the source of all the steroid abuse rumors.

When Powers had welcomed Candy Hart to the shoot it was with the suspicion that Hart, at her size, could be knocked over with a good gush.

“I thought it was illegal to shoot Munchkins,” Thrust tells Hart.

I’m recalling the Michelle Avanti incident on another lesbian bukkake with Powers, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22393, and Powers says part of the story that wasn’t known is how the hallways were smeared with her feces and how someone had to wash Avanti’s ass for her because she was basically out of it.

Naudia Nyce is telling me she’s been dating a girl on the low key.

“I don’t like labels with someone calling you a bisexual or things like that,” she adds. “I fuck people for people- as long as they’re good hearted.” Sinn is laughing because she’s getting $400 to pee on girls and her friends are jealous because of that. Depending if you take it in the face, you can make even more; and there’s always the lesbian bukkake play at home game to consider.

Tera Leigh www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22569 who I interviewed a couple of weeks ago, is sipping Bud Light through a straw.

“You get buzzed faster!” she swears.

The women are posing for a group shoot, and the photographer’s standing them as though this were DaVinci’s The Last Supper and he was DaVinci.

Happy faces!” he exhorts. “Let’s have fun, fun, fun!” Max, a gorgeous Oriental woman who will get it in the scene after Candy Hart’s, is confiding an embarrassing anal story to Allie Ray who’s sitting on her lap.

Time was when a Lesbian Bukkake was a fashion show of Valley slobs and social rejects. But no more. According to Powers there’s been some obvious adjustments made.

“No more fatties and no more street pimps hanging on the set,” insists Powers.

“The pimps came to steal the girls, and the fat girls came to steal the pizza. The way we got it set up now, this is the closest thing to Heaven on Earth. And Van Nuys is the true Eden. With no threat of pimps beating them up, we try to give the girls a few happy hours.” Powers is practically making a porn set sound like the equivalent a happy meal.

The women line up for the first round of squirting, and the way Powers is describing the concept to Candy Hart, she’s alone in her house, naked, in San Bernardino.

One girl after another in bikinis will knock on her door and sit on her face. Laugh if you will, but this is an obvious homage to the stateroom scene in the Marx Brothers’ A Night at The Opera.

Awaiting their respective turns, some women clench their cheeks and ass dance. Amile Waters pronounces the fact that she’s a goofball and enjoys having a good time on set.

Powers urges one of the girls who’s apparently “pee shy.”

“You’re a mutant! You’re an X-Man! You can control it!”

In a rare Behind the Scenes moment, Powers catches up to Allie Ray, obviously enamored with Ray’s manner of drama. He asks how many of her boyfriends she’s tried to kill.

“Now or in school?” Ray asks, revealing the fact that her alter ego is named Lovette. Ray also volunteers the fact that she tried stabbing two of her boyfriends while in high school and went to the Pine Grove asylum for three months as a result.

“But I can’t pull shit like that now,” she continues. Powers is curious about the method she used on David Luger. Ray says, matter of factly, that she mixed Cascade, a dish detergent, with grapefruit juice.

“He just fell on the floor,” says Ray. “I thought, oh shit, I’m in trouble.”

“Too bad you didn’t kill him,” says Powers egging her on.

“He was so much of a shit, if I saw him now I’d kill him,” Ray states, indicating that she was getting off drugs at the time.

“The devil was in me. I would have thrown anybody out a window.”

According to Ray, Luger attempted to burn down the Red Light District office building. This was after she tried killing him. Ray swears it was because Red Light owed him money and didn’t pay. Since then Ray says she’s had no contact with Luger but that he still has a lot of her property and was on steroids when he was with her.

Otherwise, Ray says things have gotten more normal for her now that she’s seeing Marty Romano.

“Marty is exciting,” declares Ray, noting that she’d never get crazy with him now that she’s learned to talk things out before reaching for a glass bottle. Ray says they’ve been dating maybe two weeks and Marty has asked her to get a tattoo that says, “Property of Marty.”

“I don’t know if I should get it,” Ray hesitates. “Marty’s not even his real name.”