Porn Valley- Porn Valley- His hair down to his shoulders, Skeeter Kerkove with the bandana wrapped around his head looks more like Cochise now than a Tujunga mountain man.

Skeeter, a little bit on the warpath, a little bit on the fire water, calls me Friday night. He talks about this porn producer who supposedly gave Bridgette Kerkove gonorrhea years ago. There was another porn actor involved in the scene who also had gonorrhea. And there’s also talk about an alleged faked AIM test.

This one is borderline legal so names can’t be named because the forensics is pretty hard to trace way after-the-fact. Skeeter also talks about another of his favorite subjects Kevin Rubio. Apparently their lawsuit is still on. Skeeter doesn’ believe Rubio’s story about being robbed of $10,000 in vegas.

Skeeter also tells me he’s been shooting up a storm.

“One scene a day,” he says “Most of the girls who are coming up here have never met me before and have never done- literally- a single sex scene before with the new connection I got. There’s no exorbitant lies that this girl is booked for two months or three months- you got to wait in line.”

Sounding like he’s had some experience with that, Skeeter says he’d check to find out these booked-up girls weren’t working half the days their agents claimed they were working.

“It’s all a lie- they’re out partying and drinking, having sex for free off camera, whatever,” he says. “But it’s been interesting shooting all absolute brand new girls. Do I feel it will sell extra DVDs? I do not.”

According to Skeeter, Derek Hayes is still the number one agent in the world as far as he’s concered.

“And this is what he tells his girls- Skeeter does not care about your first anal scene nor does he want it. He doesn’t want any drama. But what he wants is your best anal scene. That’s all he cares about. I think that’s one of the hottest quotes I’ve ever heard from an agent. No ego, no lies about girls working for two or three months and all this stupid shit. God bless him for saying that.”

In a number of pronouncements he was making during this unscheduled “interview,” Skeeter calls Jim Powers the greatest pornographer who ever lived and takes his customary shots at Jules Jordan who’s often bit critical of Skeeter in fan forums.

“You ever see an old Jules Jordan movie where every scene starts out with the same standard John Stagliano butt walking with a little bit of butt plugs tossed into the picture?” asks Skeeter. “All I know is in his first 30 movies Jules does that standard butt walking.”

On the subject of Powers, Skeeter says Powers should win director of the year every year.

“He truly is untouchable.” Skeeter remembers a scene Powers shot featuring Tricia Devereaux playing Little Red Riding Hood.

“To all of her fans, this is their favorite scene,” he notes, making a point that Jules Jordan copied the idea with Teagan Presley.

“I think he should toast Jim Powers- Jim Powers was the first gonzo director in the history of porn who demanded a story line. For 15 years, Jim Powers for his own happiness- at no extra profit- went with storylines in the most basic gonzo there is. I notice a lot of top directors in porn who never did a storyline- and I mean never- are now doing them with dialogue and set ups with outfits and reasons why things happen.”

Skeeter will get no argument from me with his assessment of Powers.

“He’s unbeatable,” says Skeeter who also states that if Jules Jordan acquires one more tattoo, Skeeter’s going to start hiding his with long sleeve shirts.

“And he made jokes before about me having tattoos,” Skeeter adds. “Now he’s pulling of the gangsta-thing, all 125 pounds of him dripping wet. I grew my hair out and I’ll do something else if he gets any more tattoos. I’ll swear sunglasses and nerd outfits. That tattoo crap has got to end. Now everybody is showing up with tattoos all over the place and earrings and bandanas.”

In another instance where Jordan supposedly copied him, Skeeter says Jordan shot a movie in 2002 called Gauge in a Cage.

“I got Bridgette in a cage in 1999,” he points out. “She was being sodomized through a cage suspended in the air. Jules did it three years later.”

In Skeeter’s opinion, porn critic Roger T. Pipe is Jordan’s biggest fan if not number one fan.

“He [Pipe] used to put down guys with ugly tattoos in movies. I’ve seen it in his reviews. Now he’s kissing Jules Jordan’s butt. I guarantee you, you will not see one negative word about all the new, fresh tattoos Jules Jordon got in the past couple of years. Why ruin the human body with ugly, disgusting tattoos? What the fuck is going on? You don’t need to start getting tattooed while you’re in your Thirties. You make those mistakes when you’re 14 to 18 like I did.”

Skeeter notes that in Jordan’s Wikipedia profile it talks about him doing movies with chains and collars.

“The first movie I ever did had teen girls with slave collars on and chains. These slave collars and chains and bondage and fetish clothing they used to slam me for, now other people are doing it.”

Getting more to the point Skeeter says he wishes he could buy this one particular scene from Wicked Pictures.

“It’s of all those sexy, treacherous black men taking Bridgette up all her holes and in double anal. They shot it five and a half years ago and it’s never been released. Over $10,000 was spent on the scene. Sexy, saucy Lexington Steele. Byron Long, the outlaw of Love and Mark Anthony the runaway renegade from Russia. I would like to buy that scene.”

I ask Skeeter why he thinks it was never released.

“At the time it was considered too racist,” is his guess. “The black man was taking over the original anal queen. It was baseball bats and double anal with black men in January, 1999. Where now it’s kind of like the law of the land. It just don’t get better than that.”

According to Skeeter, Bridgette Kerkove had done 15 anal creampie scenes that year. But it was Jonathan Morgan who directed the scene for Wicked that Skeeter would like to get his hands on.

“That’s how much of a pornographer I was- I asked Jonathan Morgan can Bridgette, please, do double anal in one of your movies,” Skeeter relates. “He [Morgan] said he’d have to contact Joy King.”

Bridgette Kerkove was also in another Wicked movie featuring Serenity called Caught in the Act.

“Bridgette was so down for doing it for Wicked, she’d do it for no additional pay- just to show that you can do double anal in a Wicked movie,” Skeeter relates. She did it and it received an AVN nomination for Best group Scene. That was a double-anal that Bridgette did with Ric Masters and Dave Hardman. But Bridgette wanted to do all these black men in a big, huge Wicked feature. She wanted three feet of black penis. That’s a lot of penis.

“She wanted to do the black man and she took a pay cut,” Skeeter goes on to say. “Once that scene was canned they filmed a scene that would equal it- a boy-girl anal scene with Herschel Savage. I thought that was equally incredible as three feet of black penis. That same year Bridgette won Best American actress at the Berlin show over Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson. They were heavily promoted contract girls. Bridgette was not. She won it on the pure merit of how much black penis she could take up her ass.”

Skeeter re-emphasizes the fact that he wants that scene as well as one Bridgette shot for ClubJenna which, apparently, was never released as well.

“That was the first and only gangbang scene they shot,” Skeeter explains.

“It was done four and half years ago and was never released. There was a lot of double anal and Randy Spears was in it. He explained that he was unhappy about it but Bridgette let him know, ‘You owe me. As many times as I’ve worked with you, you owe me.’ It was a full-on radical onslaught, double-anal gangbang. Trent Tesoro was in it as well as Mr. Pete. We brought all the guys on the set. We didn’t use any ClubJenna people. Bridgette got to pick everybody because she wanted everybody’s penises rock hard and she didn’t want them whining or crying about temperatures or things like that.”

In his scavenger hunt for lost scenes, Skeeter has already acquired two others never released.

“One is with Jon Dough- I’ve got a scene of that.”

Skeeter now gets into one of his favorite subjects: money owed to him. He claims that Joey Wilson still owes him $4,000 on a $7,000 loan.

“I don’t think I’ll ever see that $4,000,” says Skeeter. “Bridgette had a fit when she learned I loaned Joey money. I tried hiding it but she found out. But it wasn’t her money. It was my Metro directing money. He got me weak in my heart- Pat Myne is a witness and Chris Streams is a witness. Joey told me it was to help save him and his wife and their children to not lose their house. I wrote the check. I got the cancelled check.”

According to Skeeter, Wilson supposedly told a third party that Skeeter was lying about the money and that he didn’t owe Skeeter. Skeeter says he has proof of $3,000 being paid back on that $7,000.

“I couldn’t believe he’d do that,” said Skeeter. “I’ll give Joey Wilson a $25,000 cash reward- and he does not own that company, Greg Alves does- I’ll give him that reward if he can show proof that he doesn’t owe me that money.

“Let him sue me for slander then,” adds Skeeter. “I’m not poor. Everybody knows that. It’s not like your chasing a ghost who has some fuckin’ rental house. I was a millionaire before I entered this business. I want my money and I don’t care if he pays me back at $50 a month. If he says I’m lying then he needs to embarrass me on the Internet and show proof that he paid me back $7,000. That’s all he’s got to do it. Just prove it. But he can’t.”

Because this has relevance to the Stuart Wall fistfight in Vegas, Skeeter is also claiming that Zero Tolerance-Third Degree is, indeed, selling product at $4.

“They’re selling those numbers like Arco gasoline,” Skeeter says. “I’ve seen brand new invoices where $25,000 gonzo releases were selling for $4 each.”

to be continued