Porn Valley- Private USA had its night out on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com Friday. Skeeter Kerkove who coached the Private team to the Golden Shower trophy in last week’s Porn Olympics was on the show in addition to porn star Katja Kassin https://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=4408 and company president Ric Williams. Wankus noted that Kassin, who was on a recent cover of AVN, kicked some serious ass for Private at the KSEX Games.
Skeeter mentioned that he took similar pictures of his wife Bridgette’s ass before they both got into porn. Skeeter said he ended up showing the pictures to Mark “Shylock” Speigler in a parking lot in N. Hollywood. “That’s how it started.” Skeeter said that Speigler subsequently hooked up Bridgette with Metro to do Airtight 5. “That was a D.P.” According to Skeeter, Bridgette’s first scene in porn included D.P., ATM and swallowing. “The second scene was a girl-girl anal with this big fucking dildo. It was at Sean Michaels’ house. He started getting a bunch of phone calls and just handed the camera to me.” Wankus mused about that being the start of a string of Jaguars coming under Skeeter’s ownership.
“Even a white trash hillbilly can make a movie,” conceded Skeeter with Wankus noting that he must own at least six Jags and nine houses. With Kassin bringing the story up, Skeeter laughed about some male performer taking him to task because he didn’t have delicate shower gel available after a shoot. Pressed for an I.D., Skeeter said it was Sasha.
On another note, Wankus was quick to point out that the night before the KSEX Games, he predicted that Private would have come in third place. “I’m going to say that I was wrong and Private kicked some serious ass.” Not that it had a hill of beans to do with the final victory, but Skeeter added that all the girls on the Private team not only do ATM but demand anal. “They all do double-anal and are mad about the black man. Every single girl on our set was an anal queen of epic proportions. There’s not one girl on our set who’s ever worried about getting pregnant because you can’t get pregnant from sodomy,” said Skeeter.
Wankus asked Kassin how she felt about getting a cover because they usually give it to super legendary stars. “You’re on the rise right now- you’re on fire right now. And they give you thi beautiful cover.” Kassin said she was told to keep it a secret until such time. “But when somebody in the industry comes up to you and says don’t tell everybody then everybody knows it,” Kassin pointed out. Skeeter said he was first made aware of it by “that sassy little tart” Mark Spiegler, prompting a roar from Wankus who was trying to picture Spiegler as both sassy and a tart.
Giving an accounting of herself at the games, Kassin participated in the one event that required girls to take a running start, water slide across a lawn, then put a condom on a dildo. The hard part was the fact that the condoms were still in their packets and the girls were lubed up. Kassin also participated in the topless potato sack race which was run by Rayveness in very controversial fashion. It was noted that Kassin and her partner Ashley Long won the silver medal in that event.
Wankus said the girls are still mad at him for his decision awarding it to Rayveness who ran for Red Light. “Red Light fell over the finish line before Private did,” Wankus explained. “The reason why Private was upset with me is because in some Hungarian country, potato sack rules are legs first across. But in our rules it’s clearly written that whoever crosses the line first- that’s any part of the body. When was the last time you went to a horse race and they won by a leg? They win by a nose and that’s how we did it.”
Wankus also said it was his opinion that Skeeter was taking the definition of the word coaching pretty seriously on the sidelines. “You were on the sidelines getting your girls fired up.” For one thing, Skeeter took credit for hand picking the team. “Ric Willimas didn’t tell me that,” said Wankus. “He acted like he was the man picking the winning team.” For instance, Skeeter offered the rationale that to be in the potato sack race you need to be a non-smoker.
“Katja’s in incredible shape- so is Ashley Long.” As far as Tyla Winn was concerned, Skeeter said he was informed that she played volleyball. Wankus noted that Private did take the gold in the “beach ball” equivalent. Wankus thought it was funny because the whole time Ashley Long kept coming up to him inquiring about the rules. “She didn’t know the game and ket stopping to ask me different rule changes and she still won!” Skeeter said Long had the height but he had to keep telling her to hit it softer because it would have a tendency to go out of bounds. That’s why Wankus said he liked the variation because you had to be really skilled to win that game. For the Bitch Brawl, Skeeter pointed out that Kassin might seemed to have been a logical choice on the face of it because she has strong legs. “But she’s too sweet. Avy Scott has some anger in her. Her heart is so blackened like mine- almost like a big chunk of coal.”
Williams was then brought on and Wankus said he was a bit upset because Williams had the same name as a”legend” who left Wankus’ Dolphins. For his part, Williams said he cut the dreadlocks off. “It used to be Ricky but I shortened that and went into porn.” Williams, however, contradicted Skeeter and took credit for picking the girls. “I picked the girls but he picked the events [that the girls would participate in]. I thought it was a rockin’ team and we had all the right girls.” Williams said they also had a handciap because they had to have girls who worked in Private movies. “And most of those are in Europe. To find girls in the USA who are in our movies was tough. But we got some powerful girls.” Wankus said there was talk about Adam & Eve stacking their team. “But they didn’t even win a medal. They won some rounds but they didn’t win an overall medal.”
Skeeter saw the whole event as a love story. “When I saw Private girls who had all be double-sodomized, I knew that was suitable for an 8 by 10 to be proudly displayed on the mantle of your fireplace- right to send in a Christmas greeting card.” But to keep the holidays equal opportunity, Skeeter said something about having Hanukah lights on his ficus trees. It was hard to make out what Skeeter was saying about Tony Sexton’s staph infection but Skeeter commented that he, personally, was as smart as a box of rocks. That being said, Wankus asked Williams what led to Skeeter’s selection as coach of the team in the first place. Williams said who else but the king of Sodom. Wankus said that would kind of make out Skeeter to be the Bobby Knight of the porn games. You’re the bad boy,” said Wankus. Skeeter preferred calling himself the outlaw of the West Pecos. “El Diablo.” Williams was quick to agree that having someone like the outlaw of the West Pecos aboard would only enhance Private’s attempts to get nastier with its gonzo product.
After making sarcastic comment about everyone “in this town” loving one another and paying their bills on time, Skeeter made a point of saying he was a big fan if Private’s big features. “I’m wild over their incredible production values that none of us can do here in the United States.” On the other hand, Skeeter says Gasman who’s Scottish, wears kilts, and does the features is getting blacker of heart lately. Skeeter said all the ATM in the movie certainly keeps the medical teams jumping. On that note, Williams said Skeeter’s first movie for Private is coming out this week: A Woman’s Ass is a Beautiful Thing. “Like the mind being a terrible thing to waste, a woman’s ass is a terrible thing to waste,” Skeeter notes. “Fuck their ass; save the pussy for their husband.” Skeeter also noted that he’s the only American director who hasn’t been fired by Private after one movie. Asked if he’s filmed his second movie, Skeeter said no. “There’s still time,” Wankus laughed. Williams pointed out that Skeeter has three already in the can and hi shooting his fifth movie this week.
Again making his case for unwanted pregnancies, Skeeter painted a love picture of cum dripping in a woman’s ass to be farted out into a man’s hand to be put into the woman’s mouth. “It helps these girls keep lean muscle mass,” Skeeter argues, making it equivalent to a $2 power bar that you’d pick up at a 7-Eleven.
Relating some of his history in the business, Williams said he had been with Metro and prior to that owned a talent management company in mainstream. Wankus also wondered how Private was lucky enough to acquire its url, www.private.com. Williams explained that Private has been around since 1965 when it was started by Berth Milton in Sweden. “We started in videos in 1990 in Sweden, then moved to Barcelona,” he continued. “When the Internet came up we were right there and snagged it.”
Wankus said there’s a possibility that the Winter Porn Games will be scheduled for some time in February.