Porn Valley- I know this was supposed to be a Skeeter Kerkove, www.bkmax.com shoot. But for one silly moment I thought I was at Madison Square Garden, Bruno Sammartino on the card. That’s because Jay Ashley, grunting, making like The Living Legend, has hoisted Kelly Wells on his shoulder as though he were going to bodyslam the blonde Wells into the turnbuckle for a three count.

Wait, that’s Kelly Fuckin’ Wells, Wells insisting on using the full Fuckin’ name. So maybe it is wrestling after all, Wells doing what Buck Adams did years ago at an AVN Awards Show. Buck, styin’ and profilin’, introducing himself as Buck Fucking Adams, people talking about that for months. And people’ll probably be talking about Wells’ scene with Ashley and Jay Lassiter for months as well. Physically annihilating to say the least, Wells putting her ass through paces that generally wreck asses and make proctologists tons of money.

Skeeter’s shooting a movie for Corey Jordan’s company, No Boundaries. Which made sense because no one in the cast seemed to have any. Skeeter’s chatting before the shoot gets under way, telling Jayna Oso his name is now El Blanco Diablo, telling Oso who’ll be working with Alex Sanders and Trent Tesoro, about a scene he shot of Oso on June 17, 2003 with Jay Monte, telling Oso what she wore that day. Telling Oso other details as to prompt Sanders asking Skeeter if they ever let him in Las Vegas, Skeeter probably murder at card counting, probably murder in a game of one deck blackjack with this kind of gift for detail.