Porn Valley- With so much history between the two of them, sooner or later you had to know the The King of Sodomy and Defiance Films, www.defiancefilms.com were going to do the dance. And next week the orchestra strikes up some anal tunes as Skeeter Kerkove puts down his hose and leaves his palm trees long enough to direct his first movie for the fastest growing company in the adult industry.

I caught up with Skeeter Wednesday afternoon as he was watering his estate and assessing what further steps he can take to irritate his neighbors by creating a Phil Spector-style castle in the middle of Tujunga.

“It’s relaxing,” says Skeeter of the lawn work. “Some day this will be a palm tree rain forest.”

Which is not to say that he isn’t very revved up about the Defiance project which will feature the presence of Taylor Rain, www.clubtaylorrain.com.

“I hear Taylor Rain is going to be an integral part of how you’re going to put this whole thing together,” I tell him.

“I’m going to have interviews with her and introductions and see if I can get her to do some things with girls using toys,” Skeeter goes on to say. “It’s kind of the same thing I did with Bridgette when she wasn’t performing any more.”

The shoot’s scheduled for two days and Skeeter’s shooting both hard and soft. He’s almost finished casting and has Ben English, Ric Masters, Mark Wood, Jenner and Chris Charming lined up.

“They all know what I like- we’ve worked together so many times,” says Skeeter. Among the women, he’s lined up Haley Paige and Stacey Thorne; a new girl from Fresh Talent Management and two more he’s yet to cast.

“I started putting together the movie as I was driving back from Defiance the other day,” Skeeter tells me. “I have two more girls to choose and I’ll have that wrapped up by tonight. But this is going to be a hardcore love story of epic proportions.”

The funniest part of the movie is the fact that Skeeter’s scheduling it around the birthday party for Taylor Rain’s dog, Saturday afternoon.

“I know, I know- I’m working to shoot around that,” says Skeeter. “So I really want Taylor in the intros- it’s important to me. I talked to her and she’s very excited about it.” Skeeter, who always has nice things to say about Rain, remembers the time he shot her in Sodomy: Law of the Land.

“That’s one of my favorite movies,” says Skeeter. “And she was just doing a rocking D.P.- it was incredible- with Ben English and Brandon, the sassafras of love, Irons, the runaway renegade freedom fighter, the political refugee from Canada who came to America because it’s the number one place to live to make his riches along with Erik Everhard and Vince Vouyer and they will testify that America is the place to be. Don’t waste your time living in Canada.

“Ben English and Brandon Irons have extremely large dicks,” Skeeter continues. “And Taylor Rain’s just a little, tiny thing. So they’re just rocking and rocking and I go it’s time for the double anal. She looked around at those two dicks. Here eyes got big as silver dollars which is pretty big considering she was stoned. She goes, ah, ah, I can’t do this. She jumped up in the air off the couch and ran over to the hallway. I go baby, baby, it’s okay. She started crying. I tell her it’s no big deal, the scene is incredible. The D.P. was way more than enough; there were ATM’s and gapes for days. It was all over the place. After she got very relaxed and comfortable, Taylor stepped back right into the scene like nothing ever occurred. I think seeing those two baseball bat-sized dicks just became a little overwhelming for her in her frame of mind at that time. So everything was fine and I shot a lot more of the scene and she got the boxcover. It was all good.”