Porn Valley- The latest story is that the Ducati lawyers are playing musical chairs and tag-your-it in the Kevin Rubio vs. Skeeter Kerkove lawsuit. [One of the main issues of the suit is Rubio claiming he lost money on movies Skeeter shot for him.]
“Now there’s a new attorney involved,” Skeeter Kerkove tells me. “That’s because they don’t want the Google and Yahoo search engines referencing them because of all the shenanigans. And this is not a lie, either. And my attorneys are, like, you never shut up. That’s because I don’t need to.
“There’s a new attorney involved, and the word is Kevin’s out for vengeance because I got him fired from his deal with NorthStar Distribution. So he’s trying to say he lost $60,000 in profits from two crappy anal movies. Which is impossible.”
“But we already know he profited on both movies,” Skeeter adds. “Kevin doesn’t realize all the Internet people I know who track my DVD sales for me on all these different websites. Remember Ducati’s big press release about the new warehouse and how he wanted to be on his own?
“On one end he’s telling attorneys I got him fired, but in a press release he’s making statements that he wants to be on his own. In his upcoming deposition he’s going to have to say which story is it. And that’s where he’s trapped. Which story is true? And which one is untrue? No matter what, he has to admit to a lie. He painted himself in a corner and he can’t get out of it.”
“Kevin’s lawyers are stuck because in the beginning, they were led to believe this is a big, rich, powerful studio guy who’s got boatloads of money, and there’s a huge payoff with the millionaire [apparently Skeeter] he’s suing. The millionaire will cave in and pay a couple hundred grand if thing’s get bad. That’s not true.”
“And there’s 29 websites in the United States of America that sell his Welcome to the Bunghole #3 which is a comp movie,” Skeeter continues. “But they sell it as a brand new release, but it’s not identified as a comp which means the consumer is getting ripped off. And we have the print out pages on that in the event he’s stupid enough to go to trial.”
Any which way it goes, Skeeter insists there will be no cash payoff coming from his end.
“Never, forever,” swears Skeeter. “Stick a loaded gun in my mouth- all I’ll do is jack off my cock and come all over you before you can attempt collecting any money.”
“I had a loaded gun pointed at my mouth before and I didn’t give in,” claims Skeeter. “You know what happens when someone shoots you in the mouth and it goes up into your brain? It’s not even like popping a pimple because you won’t even know what happened. There is nothing to fear. The fear is being tortured to death. For hours and hours. That’s fucked up shit. But a gun at your temple, up your nose or in your mouth at a 45-degree angle? It’s not even like popping a small pimple.”
“But get ready Mr. Ducati,” Skeeter warns. “Every fucking website in the world- we know where those movies have been sold on. We know about the European deals. We know about the cable deals. We got somebody on the inside who gave us some paperwork, so you better be in focus when you give your deposition. You be in focus because we got paperwork. You’re going to go down with your bad hair dye. We’re going to take you down to Chinatown.
“You see these eyes? These eyes are looking at you. We got all the printouts of all of these websites around the world who are selling these movies. We know what he got on cable. We know what he got on European distribution.”
“Greg Alves of Zero Tolerance, Joey Wilson of Third Degree, Greg of Diabolic, Chris Alexander of Anabolic; Joseph, the ultimate outlaw of Red Light District, they will tell you, oh my God, you got an all-anal movie with d.p.’s for that cheap? And you cleared over $7,200 from a European distribution deal that you collected money on before you even released the DVD? That’s unheard of. That’s right, baby. Because it was directed by Skeeter Kerkove. We got the paperwork on it. Kevin Ducati received over $7,200 in one deal for a cheap crap anal movie.”
“And Ducati’s saying he’s going to subpoena NorthStar Associates to say that they lost money? That will be a big mistake. And this is why- the amount of money Kevin Ducati has said that he’s made per scene to people who will be testifying against him in a courtroom- has he reported that?
“He will have to say, yes, my IP address matches that. Yes, I said that but I was lying. Do you want to tell a jury that you admit you’re lying. Because once you’ve proved two lies, the judge instructs the jury that you’ve just caught this man in two lies. Did Kevin Ducati report that he makes $30,000 a scene? [Which Rubio bragged about on www.xxxporntalk.com www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=25171 ]
“Well we know that’s not true,” states Skeeter. ” He said it because he probabloy got his feelings hurt. But he can’t be claiming all of this.”
“Kevin can’t win because he doesn’t have a Skeeter Kerkove money tree. He don’t go in his backyard for the money tree, water it a little bit and pick off some dollar bills. But he better start picking in somebody else’s backyard.”
“He has released one movie this past year, right? One movie. The movie has three strap-on scenes, so he pays Rod Fontana, Frank Towers and some other guy to put a strap-on in the butt and that’s that- it cost him less than $3,000. Plus he puts Belladonna’s first ever strap-on scene as a bonus scene. That’s already available in his other movies. So he puts in this old bogus scene calling it a bonus scene even though it’s already available.”
“And then he’s called people where he said making DVDs for him this past year has been worthless. He’s already admitted that he doesn’t make money on his DVDs and we’ve found a few Internet companies where he’s selling this stuff for rock bottom dirt prices and we were able to get those invoices. I think he’s going to be in for a big surprise. This along with some e-mails he sent that he probably shouldn’t have acknowledged. But an IP address is an IP address.”
Skeeter also wonders if Count Ducati is really bringing a lawsuit against the Vegas hotel.
“He’s really suing them over $10,000 cash?” asks Skeeter who wants to give Ducati an offer. [Veronica Rayne on KSEX reported the robbery story, apparently with Rubio’s consent – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=20991 ]
“One of the top three polygraph experts in the world is Dr. Louis Rovner,” says Skeeter. “He is the only polygraph expert in the state of California who is accredited by the Los Angeles County Superior Court as an expert witness. And he has over 35 years of experience in dealing with the FBI, the CIA, the DEA, local law enforcement and private practice. I would like to extend an offer to Count Ducati. I will pay in cash for the polygraph test to be taken by the Count Ducati as to whether he had that much cash stolen from him or not. Dr. Rovner’s so in demand that there’s a waiting list and he must be paid in advance- in full- to show that there’s no prejudice on the outcome.
“This test is so brutal that I cried,” Skeeter recalls. “He gets that deep in you psyche on the pre-interview. You are videotaped and with audio- it’s that intense. And if you jackpot around, he’ll tell you you have to leave and I keep your money. He’s that eccentric. So I’m stating on my opinion and my opinion only, that based on the ultra, ultra cheap movies that Ducati has done in the past and how he always gets everybody to work for dirt poor wages, slave labor wages, that there’s no reason for Kevin Ducati to have had $10,000 in cash in Las Vegas.
“He doesn’t film in Las Vegas. He’s not a gambler. He hates cigarettes although he’ll put up with them if he’s trying to turn a girl out to fuck him in the butt or have that girl fuck one of his cronies in the butt. But it’s my opinion only that he didn’t have that kind of money.”
“Jim Powers and Otto Bauer and Brandon Iron and Erik Everhard and Manuel Ferrara can tell you that I’ve carried that type of cash in order to pay my performers,” Skeeter goes on to say. “I have the fastest record for getting Erik Everhard in an out of a d.p. scene.
“From the time he arrived on the set to the moment I put the cash in his hands was 56 minutes from the time he pulled up to the set in his little BMW to the time I put the cash in his hand. And that was d.p.ing Flick Shagwell in 2002 with the new French newcomer who came to the United States of America to make the money to get out of poverty in France, Manuel Ferrara. That was in the first Anal Excursions where all the girls wore the fetish clothing, did the heel-grab and take a penis in the butt and a penis in the mouth.”
“It’s my opinion and not a statement of fact that Kevin Ducati did not have $10,000 stolen from him,” insists Skeeter. “I also think that if Craven Morehead was asked to tell the truth without hurting anybody’s feelings, he’d straight up to tell you. Kevin Ducati did not take ten grand to Vegas. Take the polygraph test and if you pass it, I will pay for the polygraph test and give him $2500 in cash for his time.
“Is this how desperate he is for money because he lost all of his deals and is fucked?”