Porn Valley- “I’m demanding that Bridgette Kerkove be prosecuted for filing a false police report on June 11, 2003,” Skeeter Kerkove is saying.

“I’m not protecting my baby’s mommy any more.” The police report that Skeeter Kerkove is referring to was the one filed in which he allegedly assaulted his estranged wife. Metro director Bridgette Kerkove later told police she was put up to the whole thing by her mother and that she had been on Vicodin at the time.

In the same breath, Skeeter’s also demanding that Bridgette Kerkove take the same kind of lie detector test which he took last Friday. Skeeter’s even willing to fork out $10,000 provided Metro director Kerkove is able to register a passing grade of 6 on a test administered by Dr. Lou Rovner. www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=10894

“Just go to this top of the line lie detector guy,” Skeeter is saying. “Take a simple six questions regarding the exact statements she’s made. If she passes she’ll receive $10,000 in cash. The test will be paid for, cash in advance. Her travel fees of gasoline, baby sitter and parking will be paid in advance. The $10,000 will go to Kenny Guarino, her boss, for him to hold. It’s that simple. Only six questions she has to answer and they will be asked in the exact way she’s given statements on the record to police and Department of Children and Family Services. There will be no trickery. There will be no surprises. There will be no excuses.

“She will be welcome to have any press,” Skeeter continues. “She’ll be welcome to have her attorney there, detectives, anybody she wants can be present. The whole thing will be videotaped and tape recorded. This will be kept on the up and up. I think this is as fair as it gets. Who would not want to go earn $10,000 for two hours of work? This is a good, simple way to clear things up and show that you’re being honest.”